Don’t be rippin’ on Slayer. Beats the living f*** out of most ‘80s garbage like WHAM or Aha or Duran Duran.

I’ll bet it’s beautiful in my beat-up ex-cop car Crown Vic, too :) .

Should have rented a Caliber.

Reminds me of a Little Tykes kiddie car.

I think you’re on to something!

Needs a bigger mailbox for that purpose...

I like Mustangs. A lot. Especially Fox Mustangs. Kill this, please. With fire, preferably. It’s that bad. 

A 1.8L in an Assfire? OK, I can see that :) .

You win.

The Asfire was a turd compared to the Festiva. We had far more warranty issues with them that we ever did with Festivas.

Back in ‘99 I rented a ‘95 Contour from a small independent rental agency in Vegas, what a pile. Didn’t break down or anything but it was thoroughly thrashed. Swore that car was going to shake itself to pieces. Rattled, squeaked, buzzed, you name the noise it made it.

Wrong... I specifically mentioned the XJ... NOT the current ugly-as-sin turdpile. JEEP EX-JAY... get it? JEEP EX-JAY. Which in your earlier post you proclaimed it a CUV due to it being unitized. Stop backtracking, it’s making you look bad.

I specifically said XJ in my first post which you refuted. Nice backtrack, fella.

Corgi?

I want one of those SOOOOO badly...

Have you driven a Nissan NV200? Imagine a Versa in a large cardboard box...

Drive a Nissan NV200/Chevy City Express... then you’ll be singing the praises of the Transit Connect. The NV200 is that bad. Seriously.

Uh, yea, and they selling like freakin’ MAD!

First thing that came to my mind :) !!!

I bow in the presence of such greatness! All the stars for you!