Rolling poetry, IMHO.

Give it up already, you’re wrong. Tilting at windmills never works out well.

The Jeep XJ would like a little word with you...

Take over America? LOL! From what I’m seeing in Subaru service departments they’ll be lucky to give away their crap in a few short years.

Too distracting. I’d spend too much time staring at that wheel than doing more important things like watching where I’m going...

MY EYES!!!

Schwing!

That ought to be good for a few laughs!

Love this guy! F--- you, you whiney self-centered douchenozzles!

It was kind of an inside joke :) , my P71 still has its al-you-min-e-um (in my best Jeremy Clarkson voice) driveshaft.

Nope, gots me a carbon fiber one ;) ...

Attention: If you care about whom Harrison Ford was banging 40 years ago you might just be a loser. Get a life, people.

I know a guy that foams so much at Hudson, Ohio that Google Earth has an aerial pic of his red XB...

Baseball bat, preferably an aluminum one. They make a very satisfying “DINK” when they hit bone. Especially skull.

I’m a libertarian of sorts, and I think Engineer of Awesome is full of shit. Don’t paint us all with the same brush, I don’t do that with Repubs or Dems.

Post your adress so we Jalops can get together with some airhorns at your place. At 4am.

Defining “unreasonably loud” is like defining “pornography”... one knows it when they hear it.

I drive an ‘05 P71 and I fully understand.

You know me well :) .

Unquestionably NP.