Meh, look in the mirror.

With much mods. A Flex just needs a flash tune and you’re done. That Caravan needs much more done to it to hit 11's.

Not all of them...

And without the stigma :) .

I have no need whatsoever for any type of SUV yet I have such a lust for the Flex. Is that bad thing?

Many years back I was driving up the Grapevine, just cruising along in my trusty Valiant when this crazy trucker in an old Pete started chasing me...

Seems legit.

wat

Sounds like East Cleveland.

I think the dummy’s dead, Jim.

“They really should stop inventing new types of crashe”...

Ouch :) !

I LOL’d. Loudly. May your life be nothing but stars.

There was an old quarry not far from me that for years was a dumping spot for stolen cars, probably had the better part of a hundred vehicles dumped in it over the years.

You’re giving these inbreds too much credit, if brains were dynomite these two clowns couldn’t blow a fart.

Watch it, mister... don’t be diss’n “King of the Hill”!!!

You’re my kind of asshole :) !

You are an evil person. Love it!

“He didn’t steal it and he had the keys. So, I’m not sure what crime you think he committed by tear assing around in it. I certainly think he was wrong to do it. That doesn’t make it illegal” Most, if not all, states have laws regarding illegal/unauthorized use of a motor vehicle. Here’s Ohio’s:

I’d have paid good money to see that! Much props to your dad!!!