Happy turtle is happy.

Damn...

“the toyota warns you’re doing dumb shit”??? Dafuq??? Dodging moose (or deer, or a person, etc) is “dumb shit”? Seriously?

Dat VW.... nice! The D-Max did well too.

Not in my experience. I find Toyota seats to be hard and unforgiving.

Used to think heated/cooled seat were dumb until I experienced them for the first time. Man... they’re soooooooooooooooooooo nice :) .

You’d be surprised... very surprised.

CSI-Jalop.

What it, mister... my first three cars were Pintos and I loved the fuck out of them! And, for the record, it’s been proven that the Pinto was no more prone to rear end collision fires than the average car of the times.

Yep. I was brought home from the hospital in a ‘60 Studebaker Lark... no seat belts and in my mother’s arms. Still here to talk about it :) .

That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting a CVS- s.w. Cleveland ‘burbs.

That explains why I couldn’t get on cleveland.com this morning, it’s always on in the background on my terminal while I’m here at work. It is back up now, though. 

$80k and nowhere near enough to buy a house? Sorry, dude, you aren’t doing it right. Maybe you need to move someplace where the cost of living is cheaper.

And that Mustang II 302 had a whopping 134 horsepower. Yay.

My Crown Vic doesn’t have Takata airbags, just sayin’.

Good plan.

Wear a seat belt and it’s highly unlikely you’d be impaled by the steering column, just sayin’.

So... this car was recalled in ‘08 but the owner (at that time, if the now deceased owner wasn’t the one who owned it in ‘08) never took it in? And it never saw the inside of a Honda dealer at all since ‘08? Odd.

Mmmmmmmm... my favorite Aston Martin. Sexy!