Sounds legit.

I so hate line jumpers...

Bravo!

That we know of...

Not interested, kthnxbye.

*sniff*... I’m so happy!!!

Stubby Bob > Shitty Hyundai.

Me too, an ‘05 P71.

Epic fail there, pal. Americans are fat and weak, they can’t lift their dead hookers that high.

Shoddy Chinese quality? NO!!!! Can’t be...

Earnest and Julio Gallo?

Cannot unsee...

A fool and his money...

Waited for this, wasn’t disappointed.

I live to shoot down jackwads like this clown. Ten seconds with him and I’ll have him in tears running home to his mama.

Am I supposed to be impressed by this? Call me back when that car’s got a million miles on it... ;)

“Mutilated”? Seriously? *rolls eyes*...

Yes.

If you say so, never heard it before now.

Oops.