Eight years ago? You act like that was a long time ago, now get off my lawn.

Make your passengers ride in the back seat?

My first bike way-back-when was a CB350. Do miss that scooter :( .

This is best kinja. COTD.

Nailed it.

I got some sads reading this. I had a coworker some years back, a nice enough guy but, well, not exactly attractive. About 5'5", pudgy, harelip, and maybe a 85 IQ at best. Anyhoo, he spent somewhere north of $30k on a Russian woman he never ended up meeting, and while I worked with him he was sending money to a South…

Needs more stars.

I have no issue but won’t lane-split myself, just don’t trust people. That, and I do ride a big, wide touring bike :) .

I’m all for it but I won’t practice it if lane-splitting ever comes to Ohio. Just not trusting enough I guess.

“Break-in period”??? Dafuq izzat? No other car company that I know of has a “break-in period”.

That’s been my opinion of Hondas for years... anvil-like reliability, rides like a towmotor on solid tires. With concrete seats.

$1.75 per mile??? YIKES!!!

It was also less reliable than my 300k mile ‘89 Topaz which needed nothing but regular maintenance during the years I drove the little turd.

Two words...

My point clearly went over your head...

WOW!!! Nice job on that MGB!

Or Illinois.

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LEASED a Yugo? That was a thing? Damn...

Hmmm, Coyote would be cool, but I was thinking 2.0L Ecoboost crate motor :) .