“According to the article, it’s a 2003, which with the way Range Rovers depreciate is worth about as much as a soggy Big Mac” There, FIFY.

I’d go $3k, but I still gave it an NP. Dunno why, probably because RWD wagon.

NP, door dent notwithstanding. Because RWD wagon.

And loading things onto your factory paint bed floor ruins the paint, too. Get it? Or am I being obtuse (gratuitous “Shawshank” reference) ;) ???

IDK, Toyota’s marketing firm gives GM a run for the money. “Bold New Camry”??? Seriously???

I want to see pics of these two trucks after 10 Cleveland winters...

Bazinga!

I had a trans blow up while listening to “Another One Bites the Dust” many years back...

What’ll matter around these parts (n.e. Ohio) is whether or not the bed actually exists when a given pickup reaches that status. Having seen many, many trucks with their steel boxes falling off I’ll bet the aluminum Ford box will still be structurally intact. Had to beat on a pickup box that’s perforated with rust.

Yea, a beat-up 10 year old pickup. Trust me, no one does that to their brand new one.

I saw 2 F15o XL 4x2, 3.5l NA trucks on a lot over the weekend, both stickered @ $21.8k. VERY plain-jane basic trucks.

I’m guessing you don’t live near the Amish.

Mmmmmmm... Amish potato salad.

Because horses don’t spontaneously combust?

Vaguely beer-like substance.

A Budweiser joke. I approve.

Like strippers.

Ummmm... ummmmmmmm.......... there went my train of thought.

Kinda like strippers.

“and a ten year old bag of rock salt.” I LOL’d. Loudly.