Don’t be so sure. I’ve never had a bad experience in the South, everybody, and I do mean EVERYBODY, that I’ve run across in my travels down south have been pleasant to a man (or woman as the case may be). And, for the record, I’m a life-long born and bred n.e. Ohioan.

I’d be a surly asshole if I had to drive an Element...

Sound’s like my brother’s stepdaughter :) . She’s all of 4'10" and looks hilarious driving her Focus.

You should ride in my Fairmont, it’s a little 2 door greenhouse :) . Fantastic sightlines.

Gawd, do I like being tall :) .

I once dated the wrong kind of woman (an ex-stripper)... trust me, it ain’t worth it.

Crack price at FREE FOR THE TAKING!!!

Ok, you 238 that voted NP... WHY?!?!? Hwy dafuq is this steaming pile an NP??? This steaming pile of bile needs to die a violent death. CP!!!

Let’s not just remove them from the driving pool, let’s remove them from the gene pool, too. Do we really want these overgrown petulant children breeding?

C’m on, people, the Mustang driver didn’t mean any harm, he was just horsin’ around...

Hmmm, interesting. Worked for a short time in Lexus parts and I rather enjoyed learning the different nomenclature other brands use for similar parts. Such as air/fuel meter as opposed to O2 sensor, for one.

Per my parts catalog they’re called “firewalls”.25 years in the Ford parts business.

Not wanting to accept responsibility for causing an accident? Sounds like ‘Murica to me...

Got nothing against washing my own car, but oh, how I hate lawn work...

Sadly, yes, they do. And they multiply like cockroaches.

Good question, not sure I want to know the answer.

Ford 4.6L OHC’s are well know for longevity. There have been more than a few that have surpassed 1,000,000 miles.

Not the ‘12 FourRunner I had the misfortune to drive. Guttless, a trans that couldn’t make up it mind what gear to be in, incredibly bad fuel economy, and it wandered down the road like the town drunk. Fuck FourRunners.

Not around these parts, they’re universally driven by anorexic, tatted up white-trash guys.

I’d MUCH rather have a ‘61 Plymouth, just sayin’...