I don’t understand why this car has to baby when they have 2 cars that baby already. 

If he’s a “supervillain” he needs a Supervillain name, like “Train Backdoor Bandit” 

Pictures please.

What about the Studebaker Wagonaire?

Hey, do you guys remember that stupid movie where the guy takes his son to the mountains to teach him how to be a man, and gets to his relatives house in their old half ton 4x4 truck and the woman is all like “you won’t make it up the pass in that thing, take the Ridgeline instead”.

Around here, we call those a roh day-oh.

And that’s...okay. If someone described a Crown Vic as a truck well, okay, you do you.

Sounds like you guys can get around it the same way we get around smog lol.

What a maroon. Just buy your sticker from an ethically-challenged shop like a normal person.

Ah so now the beardbros in town can have a little more cash available to put into lift kits/tires and Salt Life decals when they show up at Wawa on Friday nights.

I rather pay $10,000 more for that +5hp I’m going to for sure need as i leave the parking lot of my middle management job and have to pick up a gallon of paint for the missus!

Sure, ok that’s neat, but when can I get one in a Colorado?

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

Counterpoint: they are problematic, soulless piles of shit that I can’t believe are still being sold, and people are still buying. How does dodge sell the same shitty products for 10+ years and people keep buying them? 

Funny, my dad’s 09's driveline WAS broken already, like 3 times, within the first 60k miles. CP for me, too. What a pile of shit it was.

It’s like you guys are hellbent on destroying your credibility.

Wrong. B8.5 is clearly the best looking generation.

None of which are easier or more natural to use, and a few of which (Chrysler) so bad that people have died from leaving their vehicle in neutral and getting pinned by it.

 mind blown.

Bicycles are also mid-engined