I wonder if this began with "Do you know who I am?" That will usually get you the star treatment.

Possibly they remember this album cover

Red pandas kick ass. I want one as a pet.

Teddy Bears?

My favorite thing about Gurgel is their offroaders. Some models like the X15 had a split handbrake as a sort of manual traction control. If your left wheel was spinning, then you could pull the left handbrake to send torque to the right wheel.

The people who constantly complain about poor people (who do not have much money in the bank) taking assistance from the government, be it in food or housing vouchers, are the same asswipes that see no problem with the government giving away tax breaks for companies or sports teams that have very large sums of money…

To appeal to Harley’s core demographic, they should be looking for a way to add a vinyl landau top to motorcycles. 

You just don’t understand how difficult it is to  multitask like I do. I can set the gps for Starbucks, creepily stare at underage girls and look like a badass all at the same time. 

I’m pretty much Texan, had a really shitty day, spent several hours out in triple digits dealing with a car that was dying in the desert, and you’re going to give me a hard time for eating a taste of home right next to the hotel I had to crash at for the night?

“No witnesses of any kind.”

which one is the victim?

No, the comments here are proof that not everyone’s a gullible Orwellian fascist who assumes guilt the moment someone makes an accusation, and honestly they’re a surprising breath of fresh air regarding criticial thinking. The extortion angle isn’t even a matter of believing her story or not. By her own description…

How much money hes going to give her to shut up. (For the record I think shes full of shit)

Reading rage boner in your username and your justice billable boner is more boners I needed to know about you.

That gif is in desperate need of a comma.

Not sure why there is a huge assumption muscle cars are going to plummet in the coming decade or so. Plenty of people 30-50 are very much into them. Gen X and older millennials. Besides the 65-75 years olds that lived through the first muscle car era there are plenty of guys that had them growing up in the 80’s etc.

We have “oldtimers” in America.

Dear Everyone Who Now Thinks That They Want An Old MG,