I’m not into more regressive taxes on the poor, so no thanks.

Tanner Froust needs to come back as the American Stig as he should focus on driving and not talking.

If this post doesn’t elicit Armageddon puns we have failed.

Everything about this sounds horrible.

William Fichtner is a winner of the Long Beach GP Celebrity Toyota races, so there’s that...

This will be fine as long as the lone race car driver doesn’t win every challenge. Tanner Foust made TG:USA awful because he was too good at actually driving cars.

Sweet, I was hoping the hosts would be “that guy from that thing”, “oh yeah, him”, and “who?”!

Oh for fuck’s sake. I think American TV producers have already proven they only know how to ruin Top gear. They should just make their own superscripted piece of watered-down car-related entertainment without further smearing additional stink on the Top Gear name.

I presume that william fichtner will always be dressed in a suit with a loosened tie, rushing too-and-fro looking very sweaty, anxious and bedraggled?

I’m going to go on record with this. I didn’t mind the ‘original’ American incarnation, once they’d gotten rid of the stupid studio segments (which are shit in the UK version too by the way) I thought it was a great way to spend an hour.

#notmytopgear

Don’t judge Top Gear USA too harshly. Top Gear UK just ripped a bit off them in episode 2.

*Assuming that you are white of course.

I really hope that karmic forces get you ticketed for 34 in a 30 today.

Maybe not have such severe penalties for something so minor?

I’ll never feel too bad for an octogenarian billionaire who still bangs supermodels like a Viagra and Scotch fueled badger on his 200ft yacht.

I guess when you’re coming from this they don’t seem so bad...

Did you press the "RAD" button? Did it make the car all 90's neon?

Dat pigeon