Surprisingly, I very much enjoyed it.

I’m betting whenever she bonded out she went back across the border.

That’s my new favorite commuter-car description.

I don’t have a mower to give you or a mower appropriate pun.

Sweet!

I think I’d just stroke out right in the parking lot. That was like walking into my Gran Turismo and Forza garages but in real life. The diversity is amazing. A Ferrari 330 in a bookstore parking lot!

It almost never does its job right.

If they’re local kids, I doubt it. Probably some douchebag slickers in the jeep they just bought cruised around trying to find a place to push the 4x button.

Too bad he didn’t roll it.

I REALLY want that sticker but my wife would effing kill me.

Begrudging star.

I voted for Trump but that is fucking hilarious.

Yes it is, I lterally cringe every time I see it. My boys (10 and 11) are enthusiasts too and they cringe as well.

Indeed and I would MUCH rather have the base Mazda. How much do the clown-shoe z3s go for? I’d rather have that too.

Was this story heavily edited by the time I read it?

Yep, hit 30+ and change nothing BUT inexplicably your biceps begin to shrink and fat starts accumulating where it once wasn’t.

Yep, trying to put out that exotic vibe. They’re what? In the 20s...? So Kia territory? I have much more respect for the guy in the Solstice GXP.

Thanks, I needed to feel old today.

A guy drops his kids off/picks up at my kids school in one, blechhhh. I see that monstrosity twice a day.

Fun fact: a 34' Fleetwood with dual slideouts and a gas burner will do 100mph.