Ryan, this is a very compelling story and is right up my alley. BUT: you already know. It doesn’t belong here. At all. Good work though.

He did, they gave these “informants” case files to study. 

I see one in town every day, bbs wheels and exhaust, faded red paint. I want it.

That was a thing BUT the original reason was to reduce glare on actual race cars.

If you think that’s a Probe, you need to leave and never come back.

All you did was make me like it more but I was 14 in 98 so I wanted this thing pretty hard.

You meant to say chunky into creamy, a.k.a. better. It’s ok.

I would hope they wouldn’t be excited by either. Those knobs sure liked that rental spec charger though. 

A 2013 V6 CamAro has about 100 more hp and less weight than the Charger.

I’m avoiding the inevitable. Football, cycling, large frame, my left knee has been “slipping” occasionally for a couple years. Yesterday really sucked. I went from a manual to that “tip-tronic” bs. :(

Why do I have to lose? :(

YMMV I suppose. I never wanted an audience, I really wanted to hit them but the way I was raised I couldn’t do it first. I also wasn’t offering up a free shot, I was waiting for them to make their move so I could make mine. That was the plan, but sometimes plans don’t work. Never got to test it.

Same, that is really the only thing that bothers me. He and she can diddle whomever they want but the sticker is terrible. My kids love cars just like me and they would go straight to that car.

My memory will not allow me to provide you with detailed transcripts of these encounters. However, I assure you, “hit me” was not the first thing I said. Nor the last. One guy would seek me out every day of 7th grade with his two little minions to his side. Every day he did the chest bump, etc...Finally, I lost my…

I hope I haven’t been misunderstood here, I was not the aggressor in the situations where I’ve finally had enough and said “hit me”.

Badass song and he had a damn good reason.

I’m glad you were there that day, after being “goosed” I did some research. Turns out geese are notorious shitheads that attack a lot of humans every year and its mostly attributed to people feeding them. Now, they are naturally assholes, but when someone DOESN’T have food they turn into the snickers commercial…

I don’t belligerently confront people, maybe thats why I haven’t actually gotten hit? I’d prefer the punch, never much cared for alcohol.

It seems like it, it would have been great to see what happened before. All we can do is speculate, he may have escalated simply as a pissed off bystander. OR he could be an AA employee (hopefully outranking) and was about to have a shitstorm loosed upon the commoners. We’ll never know.

I love manuals, when not in 3 hour traffic jams on I-95. Damnit, my knee hurts.