Fuck, that was ballsy, and sad. I’m proud/sorry. Seriously. Glad you’re still with us, my best friend killed himself 30 minutes after talking to me 6 years ago. I still can only speculate as to why.

Very likely.

Maybe now, though I doubt that, in the past it most certainly was. A fist-fight on a playground in elementary/high school is a pretty common experience.

That is the craziest, coolest thing I have ever seen.

I got the point, I also gave him a star. I made a JOKE that fit with what he said.

My first thought.

Don’t touch them! I know they’re cute but really, don’t lol. I was minding my own business and walked down the path 10 yds away from them. FIVE OF THEM chased me and two snapped at my legs. Up until then I had planned on bringing some old bread for those douchebags. Oh and apparently it was mating season so either I…

Me too but motorized vehicles have always won out in the “hobby that injures me” category. Although, since selling my racing quad, not nearly as much injuring.

My parents preached “turn the other cheek” pretty hard so until pushed into the proverbial corner I’d just keep walking. The times I actually stood up for myself, the mofos chickened out. If you can believe it, I’m 33 years old and have NEVER been in a fist-fight.

I actually love them. I have a soft-spot for them because an 86 was my Mom’s first new car. My sister had an 88 SE 5 speed.

Thank you for the information. Yeah, probably should have just let it slide.

Actually, I think it must be hard TO hit someone who says “hit me”. Of all the times someone has acted like they want to fight me, I said “hit me”, nobody ever did. I am not acting like I’m Chuck Norris, I don’t look like the Rock. Just a regular dude, and all the other regular dudes who went frat asshole on me never…

EVERYBODY is special, here, have a participation trophy.

UA has a semi-formal dress code? Forgive me, I didn’t want to read about yoga pants. 

Obviously not.

You’re just a sweet, sweet breath of fresh air.

I was at a park one time when a guy, he had to be SpecOps from the way he carried himself, went into full rage mode because someone’s dog was chasing the geese. Not hurting, chasing.  Note: those geese are MAJOR fucking assholes, I’ve been attacked more than once, so I just laughed and laughed at the geese and the…

If I were on that UA flight I would have gotten my ass beat too because I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit and watch that without helping the poor guy. 

A star and an EMPAHTIC “word to ya mutha”.

Watch videos from when passenger flights were just becoming prevalent, you will haz a major sad. They WERE treated like royalty. Maybe not quite but like they were important and needed impressing.