Something about Superman's head on the cover seems…off.

Starring: every teenaged male in America as the Prime Suspect.

Good lord, that was an excellent season premiere!

To the Googles, you must go!

I guess when Roland Emmerich makes a sprawling biopic of MLK, he'll get noted whitesplainer Matt Damon to play some Pivotal White Person who inspires King's "I Have a Dream" speech, the Montgomery Bus Boycott, and funds King's Ph.D. education.

Trip should have been the captain. I so hated Archer—hell, Sterling Archer would have been a better captain than Jonathan Archer.

Wolf 359 was an inside job!

"Tsunkatse."

Also? They only mentioned the Dominion War ONCE (well, twice, sorta) after having made contact with Starfleet several times!

Let's not forget the deus ex deflector.

Christ on a Ritz cracker, can we PLEASE get past B613 and that foolishness and get back to Olivia Pope stomping all over DC and handling shit?

And actually better than both of those shows!

Yeah? Well, double domeass on you!

Pun Another Day!

Seriously. This summer, I fell into a wormhole of watching "Cheers" episodes. My gods and garters, a good half of the episodes I watched had at LEAST one homophobic joke.

No actual nerds were available for comment.

We are still wondering if she's okay.

I wouldn't rape him with Bea Arthur's dick!

Hm.

Oh, cum on!