I sincerely hope she has not been hit by a smooth criminal.

Oh, I'm sure someone did.

Directed by Peter Jackson!

Steve Harvey is pretty fucking punchable. Like, if I had a choice of punching him or Adam Sandler…

…nope.

I would call a nine on that scale a Steve Harvey.

"…something, something," all right.

I'll hand this to him, he certainly has a punchable face.

Game of Domes

I tried to "skim" UtD…woof. What a wretched doorstop masquerading as a book.

Or, they read their critics…and simply don't give a shit.

Many Bothans died to bring us this [shitty joke].

…yet.

May the Cock Be With You.

I find your lack of [shitty joke] disturbing.

Use the Force, Harry.

An entire one, it appears.

The commercials I've seen for this movie are pretty much the entire movie, right?

…you know there are *other* websites out there and you don't have to frequent this one.

Except Deep Space Nine (see, "In the Pale Moonlight")