JG can hit 100 years old and he’s still gonna be a handsome bastard. Trust.

So....how many of you read the Jeff Goldblum quote,
with the Jeff Goldblum voice in your head?

Pro tip: Avoid the deck chairs directly under the roller coaster track.

I hope that cult falls apart in my lifetime. Celeb Co$’s you think would end up in jail?

I’m a high school teacher in Toronto and the vaping is pretty out of control in my school. While I absolutely don’t condone testing students, we are struggling with how best to convey that vaping indoors is inappropriate and bad for their health. It’s worrying to me that smoking was becoming a non-issue in schools…

Whatever disgusting juice inhabits his vape?

If I got a cake like that I would have a complete meltdown!

half-hardedly

She’s so over the top, but yet in on the joke. It was nice of her to respond.

I hope the bakery didn't suffer any fallout.

Yes! I bet Siobhan is more excited about her tweet from Mariah than she would have been about a Mariah cake.

There’s no half-life on a timeless joke like this!

I bet it got glowing reviews.

She is also survived by the two sons from her second marriage (to conductor Leopold Stokowski), Chris and Stan. Anderson and his late brother Carter were from her fourth and final marriage to Wyatt Cooper).

I feel like his balls would smell like sweaty feet and his feet would smell like sweaty balls. 

That is actually a sport in Britain - ferret-legging.

I don’t care if it’s small. No way am I putting a raptor on my lap. I mean, I could get the same result today by sticking a weasel down my trousers.

It looks like a Power Wheels with a bed cover.

For some reason, the world likes to give the Once Hot-Selling Chrysler PT Cruiser a lot of shit