It’s funny. But it’s also accurate. And not just in the way they thought. The quality of the writers and content has been in freefall for a while now, it probably started when Gawker folded and then the Univision purchase and the latest one. I feel like any really good writers left and found better employment, and the…

Jezebel’s Gawker-esque blogging on this has been really ugly. The blogger and whichever editor approved these hit pieces over a non-story should be ashamed.

“If Madonna and Bradley Cooper were locked in a room together would their combined self-absorption cancel each other out, and then they would disappear? Cause if that is case I am willing to help fund that experiment.”

Betrayed, defiled, desecrated, debased, transgressed on, invaded, assaulted, molested, etc. 

Jezebel stop talking about the beyonce story. The This is a none fucking story. Beyonce didn’t smile while someone leaned over her. This is not a story. STOP.Also, I wish beyonce would call her fans out, they are insane. I don’t think her telling her fans to calm down will stop anything, but her being silent isn’t a…

If Madonna and Bradley Cooper were locked in a room together would their combined self-absorption cancel each other out, and then they would disappear?  Cause if that is case I am willing to help fund that experiment. 

Yeah, I have to wear it for work (no one trusts someone to do their makeup if they aren’t wearing any at all), so if I have a day off I’m not doing it, except maybe my eyebrows bc they are grey. I’m lazy, and don’t see the point. My money is still green either way.

Thanks; it was minor and it’s fixed now.

You're assuming she even signaled

I noted the look as well. Excellent.

An Uber driver hit me a couple of months ago - I was in the middle lane and he pulled out of the right lane from behind a stopped bus or something. His excuse for why it was clearly not his fault (spoiler alert: nobody, not even his insurance carrier, agreed) was that his car didn’t beep to indicate that I was IN THE…

def has a google alert

I work in an affluent area, and Mercedes are a dime-a-dozen. I see ferraris at the supermarket in the summer for example. The most expensive car I’ve seen is a McLaren P1, which retailed for about $1.15 million. 

Yeah same, I don’t do creepy flag worship. It’s a real pain in the ass to be driving on a military base at closing time because you have to stop your car and wait until the song is over (which is bullshit but a lot of things on base are bullshit). It is, however, very nice to continue do whatever the fuck you were…

He’s sooooo X-Files...

i legit never fail to laugh at ‘oh lawd he comin!’ esp bc of *course* the chonker in question is a ginger. have you ever met a non-chonk ginger? that’s just who they are dammit.

This is the only chart I trust what it comes to feline well being. That cat looks like A Fine Boi to me, maybe a He Chomnk....

Oh lawd he comin'!

I fucking love it, and I hope it’s a full album. Best fuck men song since “None of your Business”.