Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

This isn’t gonna go over well by all the performative woke white chicks on Jezebel, but as someone who used to be a rap video girl, I can tell you that guys like this are all over black Hollywood.

Number 3, I sure hope This Bitch gets a discount on her rinse and perm down at the Curl Up & Dye, because her hair is truly on point.

• Camping is stupid: That’s why the ancient Egyptians invented a thing called “inside.” I go camping at hotels.

She needs to be in jail.

That woman only respects Confederate troops.

I didn’t look to see who had written this article when I clicked but I saw this line

And here it is; I’ve been waiting for Harriott’s take on this story all morning. His is the correct one; Mississippi is garbage.

This woman is clearly very economically anxious.  

In Mississippi, you “tote” pistols, you don’t “carry” them

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

I love that you added a link to finding help in the Kit Harrington story. Because self-care isn’t just for celebrities.  

I’ve noticed that people with ‘different’ jobs (not standard office jobs, not jobs where you go in and do essentially the same thing every day) have more of this feeling.

Example: I asked my very rigid boss if I could leave an hour early for a doctor’s appointment. She told me to take an hour of sick time along with a reminder that the work day is 9-5. Okay then. A few weeks later, she asked me an urgent question on Saturday of a three day weekend. I responded to her first thing…

When someone asks me about my kids, I tell them I have two and their names are Disposable Income and Unlimited Free Time.

So here’s my usual, perhaps naive, question: What happened to you to get banned? Anything? Anything at all?

Taking this space to thank jinni the incomparable, who saw that my original account was flat out banned and not just greyed and promptly followed my new one.

I’m coming back out of my shell!

Guys! Found out I’m pregnant! We’ve been trying for a while. Pumped and scared and excited. Any advice? I just had to tell someone other than my husband. :)

Who among us hasn’t boned someone for, like, two weeks because it’s outside-drinks-naked-time?