“Jesus Fucking Christ”
I have a jar of Sprees on my nightstand. Sometimes I change them up for Sour Patch Kids or Hot Tamales.
Testing. Is this thing on?
Putting “Italian ice” in the headline of this article is an affront to Philadelphia and I won’t stand for it. Wooder ice forever!
Thanks. This happened 14 years ago, and I’ve definitely gotten better, in terms of both mental health and basic adulting skills. I actually think the whole thing is hilarious. :)
Other people “Netflix and chill”, I break out the label maker ;-)
I think Nori is cute too. And Chi.
“After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber, black cock to arrive the next day.”
We started googling ‘fake penises’
On their wedding night... “This just in...”
OMG, a Walmart parking lot. I swear Aaron was so clingy. We went to a KW party, and he came- dude no. Aaron tried to kiss me. I was so embarrassed because even at 16-17, I knew he was a loser. I couldn’t believe Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan fought for him.
After a few rough weeks I was so proud to see my husband graduate today. I loathe graduation ceremonies and skipped my own but for the first time really got to feel the pride of watching a loved one celebrate what they’ve earned. Our daughter’s excitement made my heart so happy. He almost didn’t walk and now I’m so…
I live in Connecticut, where I drive by two different planned parenthoods on my way to work, and there’s a third nearby, in our small state. I say this not to rub it in anyone’s face, but to let people know that some people are starting the Connecticut Aunt network. Anyone who needs to visit their “aunt” in Connecticut…
Hey there! It’s a bummer that I can’t see my notifications, because something with Kinja, but carry on I will. I finally saw the cardiologist for the results of my latest echo, and Backstreet’s back, baby! My EF, which refers to the strength of the heart as it sends out blood, I think, is significantly improved, and…
Welcome to K Klan church located in Chicago North Saint Psalm street.
Yeah that’s literally what they do. They refuse to help gay people, so sure they might not ask, but you’re screwed if you look or sound in certain ways, and heaven forbid have a same sex partner. Times may have changed but the Salvation Army have not, and Claire is correct to be angry about that.
Does it count if I was the author of my own suffering? My excuse is that I was in my early 20's and an idiot,* if that helps.