It really is, isn’t it?  It’s a great story for years to come and, best of all, it elicited a personal tweet from Mariah herself.  I’d be able to die a happy woman right there if I got a personal birthday tweet from MC.  Guys, she DOES know me!!!

Dammit, I laughed.  Then I felt bad.  But then I laughed again.

That cake mistake is worth it for a personalized birthday tweet from the Elusive Chanteuse herself.  That’s a life pinnacle right there.

I thought about watching the clip for 1.5 seconds and then remembered how much Kelly Ripa annoys me so, no, you’re not alone.

Does it at all help the person to know that it gets better? Are they doing therapy? I have generalized anxiety disorder and a lot of my anxiety centers around being in cars and driving. I had my first-ever panic attack in the car at the age of 10, so you can see how the association got started.

I’ve never sat in one, but I always thought that they looked like something Herman Munster would drive. I hate them just based on looks.

I’m here for that sly middle finger, which I strongly suspect was not an accident.

Me too!  Formula-fed exclusively.  I’ve got zero allergies and I’m quite healthy.  You do your best and ignore the assholes.  If you can breastfeed, you do it.  If you can’t, you don’t.  There should be no shame in this.  I wish we could end the mommy judgment.

Especially remarkable since vaccination was really quite the procedure in the 18th century, not at all the easy, tw0-second shot that it is now.  I do not understand how we’ve strayed so far from the light. This shit enrages me.

Is it a coincidence that the gene these idiots have clung to, MTHFR, looks like MOTHERFUCKER?  I think not.  Vaccinate your kids, morons.  Somewhere, if there’s an afterlife, RFK would is raging that RFK Jr. is such a dumbass. 

Yeah, when I read that, I heard a record scratch noise in my head. Why did Taraji give him any of her time? And why would he dare to waste a chance to be with her instead of worshiping at her feet?

LadyBrad is fantastic, but someone said Caca below, which I also enjoy.

I care only inasmuch as I enjoy the idea of Jennifer Esposito cackling somewhere because she’s got all the tea.  I think Gaga is exhausting and I don’t understand why people think Cooper is attractive.  I find him to be underwhelmingly average.  If all of this went away, I wouldn’t care.

This white lady has lately come to the conclusion that racism/white supremacy is at the root of pretty much all the issues currently facing this country.  I’ve gotten a lot of pushback on that.  Thank you for putting it so eloquently.  I’ll be bookmarking this for future reference.

“Orange Foolius” is top-notch kinja.

Alternative answer:  all of them.  Additional alternative answer:  as many as will come, maybe even some from neighboring jurisdictions.

“Blue Lives Matter” is racist dog whistle horseshit.

I have stopped to film police dealing with“suspects” and sometimes I think that non-LEO witnesses being around, and documenting, is the only thing that will stop these things. It also helps that I am a white woman who appears to be middle-class and “respectable” looking.  What this woman did is courageous as hell and…

I have noticed that “cowardly” is one of the main criteria for cops these days. They all seem to be men who were bullied in school who now need an outlet for all that pent-up anger. So they become cops, but they don’t know how to deal with, well, anything, really. So they hide behind their badge and gun, out there…

I do worry for Britney and I wish everyone would just look away, frankly. I wish Jezebel would stop covering her.