I think “performative chillness” sums up JLaw’s whole schitck perfectly.  

Everyone should elope, seriously. I’ve done the wedding thing twice now and, my god, everyone has got thoughts. People, why do you care? How is it your business? Do like LooseSeals says, don’t tell anyone about your plans. Just tell them where to be and when. Know that you cannot make everyone happy, so don’t even…

I got real depressed just reading this.

Do you have a copy?  I would so keep that and show it off.  That feels like the best kind of subversiveness to me.

Also, imagine him doing something that really grosses you out.  Picking his nose?  Throwing up?  Pooping?  Whatever it is, he does it.  That usually knocks things down a few pegs for me.

Do you watch “Broad City”?  You should find the pegging episode.  Makes me laugh every time.  Don’t feel pressured by this dude - maybe it’s not a match.  Ugh, men.

Is it just British people?  I know a few Americans who are obsessed.  I didn’t enjoy it during its original run and, I gotta say, it really doesn’t hold up well.  Netflix is forever trying to get me to watch it, but no thank you.

I would bet on the full Mel Gibson.

Pence and Mother would appreciate it if you didn’t talk about anything being rigid, thankyouverymuch.

I love Celine so, so much. She is a true treasure. One of these days, I will see her in concert and I’m determined to do it with someone who appreciates her as much as I do. You have to be willing to go all in on the drama, emotion, and cheese.

Adjoining townhouses is the dream, IMHO.

I feel completely the same way about him!  I always loved “Bill & Ted,” but was annoyed by Keanu, until recently when I realized that he is in on the joke.  Give me all the Keanu!

I’m at a point where I’m leaning toward just doing my shopping online. I can do the research and find companies that are ethical and just buy through their online portals. I try to support women-owned and POC-owned businesses anyway. There’s just something thrilling about going into a makeup store and seeing all the…

Esther’s voice has me dead.

This is really good to know.  I often feel a lot of judgment from the sales staff in makeup stores and I don’t know if it’s because I’m self-conscious or if it’s real.  I don’t often wear makeup to just go out and run my errands, so if they’re judging me by physical appearance, it’s not telling them anything about my…

All this should be prefaced by the fact that I’m white and middle class. I’m kind of wondering the same about the demographics. I mostly shop in Ulta because that’s what I have around. I think of Sephora as “fancy” and the closest one is a bit of a drive, so I don’t go there often. When I go into a Sephora, I am hounde…

I mean, I saw someone applying mascara *while* driving 50MPH the other day, so looking around might be asking too much any more.

Bahaha, so true, that is quite the assumption.

Erring on the side of caution is pretty much how I live my life.  It’s not exciting, but it’s my life!

I don’t have the beepy thing in my car, but I look obsessively when making any maneuver. I am consistently amazed at the number of people I see driving like assholes in company-branded vehicles these days. And I’ve noticed that Uber and Lyft drivers have started driving like cab drivers, who are the bane of my…