Oh, I think we can be fairly certain he thinks that he is eternally young and svelte, the picture of health and vigor.  I would pay good money to see how he would react to someone telling him he’s old.  Though it would probably be foot-stomping and insisting they’re wrong. My hope would be that if we gathered enough…

You take that back!  He’s young!  He’s vibrant!

Trump’s weird fantasy (not the right word, or maybe it is, I don’t even know any more) reminds me very much of a scene from Lois Lowry’s The Giver, which, now I think of it, seems ever more prescient by the day.

And, if we’re being quite honest, still is not.

I dunno, they might go straight for whatever the hell “The Emoji Movie” was.  I can’t decide which is worse.

The teeth are NOT OKAY.  

That sounds really interesting!  I genuinely think that even the most boring person has something truly fascinating about their lived experience and I have a knack for finding that tidbit.  I also apparently have a face that people want to share things with and I find that, combined, these things can make scary…

This is A+ advice. 

Felt pretty much the same way after mine.  Found that the techs loved answering questions because most of them are nerds that love talking about the machines and what they do for a living.  Talking distracts me and engages them, it’s a win-win.

You shouldn’t wear deodorant because the metal in deodorants can mess up the images, not because it gets on anyone/thing.

Mammograms are not painful and I wouldn’t even call them uncomfortable!  My tits hurt, mm, a good 95% of the time (hence the mammogram) and the mammogram did not hurt.  If you’re nervous, tell the tech, advocate for yourself.  They should try to make things easier on you, which makes things easier on them.  Good luck…

I am so, so terribly sorry.  How very awfully unfair.  I am thinking of you and sending you love.

This is it.  There will be no topping this.  I sit here, mouth agape, sure in my assertion that there will be no topping this literal pissing contest entry into Pissing Contest.

Wow, 50+ million viewers just blew my mind. I can’t even fathom that kind of viewership. Those days are long, long gone and I’d completely forgotten.  I think the only season of “Survivor” I watched was the very first(?) one with Richard who won(?) and then ended up getting netted for tax fraud or whatever.  I suppose…

“thrust”

I am not small-chested and I do not have a problem with cross-body bags and my boobs.  Like, there is a space between my boobs for the strap.  Maria’s is a bad take.

Flout those fashion conventions and wear it whenever your heart desires!  That is a cute bag.

Yes! Cross-body ‘til I die! I find that the weight is better distributed than if I just carry my work bag on my shoulder (which, as you say, is then constantly falling off) or in the crook of my elbow. There’s no risk that I set the bag down and forget and it’s harder for someone to snatch.  These days, I carry my…

Ruby is a beautiful angel!

Just sending you some love.  You are such a kind, compassionate, caring, wonderful person.  Therapy for all involved here, ASAP, as if you don’t have enough to chase down in your life.  But, truly, all the hugs to you.