“not sure what happened, we should have been there by now..."

Phil Neville is something of a cunt, I read that hotel story this morning thinking there might be something to it and realized halfway through that Phil Neville is something of a cunt.

(sound of crickets)

“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 wonders what it’s like”

...that expansion came from the moon!

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

Dogs are technically not allowed in bars in my city. One time, a newspaper ran a listicle of all the best dog-friendly bars in town. The city promptly visited those bars and warned them against allowing dogs, making them dogless.

I think what sawbone is suggesting is that you’re pointing out the best dog-friendly bars.

There it is.

I was an NES/SNES kid in the 80s/90s, but even as someone who remembers this commercial, Sonic doesn’t deserve this (honestly, “Danny Reads Sonic Fanfic” is a kinder fate than what this film is doing to the little guy):

God has turned their backs on us.

It’s not an unnatural feeling because human beings are tribalistic.

I have a genuine question. Is the current GOP strategy literally to just disagree with whatever is said by people on the left?

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off.

Tyrese’s importance to the F&F series is somewhere below that of a modified Subaru.

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”