The second I heard her voice, I though “That’s Admiral Shala’raan vas Tonbay!”

Well, the only real game series that has comparable shooter mechanics (TTK, movement speed, floaty jumps) is Halo, and there hasn’t been a PC Halo game in ages. I got pretty good in games like Titanfall 2 or Battlefield, but that doesn’t really translate to Destiny 2 PVP. I’m DECENT, but there’s clearly people who…

Listen, I get maybe one chance a month to drop some nerdy truth on people, okay? Let me have this.

To go along with metonymoussum, the reason having a faster ship translates to a shorter route is that a ‘more hazardous route’ translates to ‘a route filled with gravity wells from stars and stuff’. A slower ship has to give gravity wells a wider berth or they’ll be sucked in, meaning they have to take a longer route.…

See, when white people hear ‘Allahu Akbar’, they don’t translate that to ‘God is Great’. They translate that to, ‘The Muslim interpretation of God is great’. That’s threatening, to them.

The problem I have with teabagging is that people don’t even bother doing it to YOU anymore. At least not in shooters like Battlefield. If you’re gonna teabag, do it to my face, instead of spamming your ctrl key in your hidey hole you’re too afraid to leave.

Clicked on the link expecting a story about a serial sexual assaulter returning to a children’s anime about ritual animal abuse, ended up reading a story about a mediocre to bad quarterback.

Nah, there’s no women he can sexualize to make it worth his while.

Oh god that crazy Spacechem bastard is at it again...

You guys made a video about the scariest video game ghosts, then used the least intimidating Ghosts in video game history as the thumbnail. I mean, what the fuck, man?

0/10 The dark elf females wear spiky metal bikinis

Boxes of chocolates usually have a diagram of all the flavors inside on the back. As for TGC packs, both you and the ESRB failed to factor in the fact that buying a pack gave you physical items. Those cards were YOURS. And maybe they were cards you already had, but you could trade them with for something you…

Nothing will change the fact that it was Soviet troops keeping the German Army from running through Russia, and it was Soviet troops who pushed the Germans back to Berlin. But it was US trucks and jeeps and oil that kept those troops and tanks supplied. I think there’s even a story that the first Soviet tanks in…

I entered the comment section for high comedy at the expense of Adrian Peterson.

As much as I appreciate having free map DLCs and stuff, the loot box system they’ve got in the Beta is sickening. ALL player progression is tied to loot boxes; from star cards to weapons, to mods, to the currency you can use to craft mods and cards. Granted, the beta had ‘quests’ for each trooper class that gave you a…

See, the problem I have with #3 is that ‘being human’ isn’t all virtue. Hitler was a human. Stalin was a human. Trump is a human. They’re not space aliens from the dickhead planet come down to fuck our shit up, they’re human. And it should show that ‘being human’ involves all the nasty shit as well as the good stuff.…

I was gonna give you shit for not knowing the difference, but then I remembered that not even Star Wars fans give a shit about Theeds anyways.

Before the Frontier Defense update, I’d advise you just rent it. Multiplayer is a blast, but it has a high skill ceiling and there’s a lot to learn to really get movement, combat, and titan combat down. But they added a Co-Op game mode not too long ago that lets you play with 4 other people against waves of AI, and…

I bought Battlefront for $10 bucks and it was still a huge disappointment. Didn’t play for more than an hour or two.

Metroid Prime Federation Force: Hilariously misreading the sentiment of the fanbase after the bungling that was Other M