Ha ha, and furthermore, neener neener. It's because having an app that arbitrarily and/or administratively changes my exact verbiage, phrasing and/or syntax, is a violation and direct challenge to the copyright I hold on everything I say or publish on the internet. You can't change my words around without my express…

They still haven't cured dysentery in 2214? Lazy bastards!

Well played! I forgot all about that little self important Napoleonic cumstain.

A virtual 19th century wagon train simulator?

It's not about quantity and consistency Florida, it's about quality and magnitude. If a vector chart represented the fuckups, yours would be hundreds of nice little unassuming average sized vector arrows radiating from the center like a sunburst, whilst Oregon's would be a single, massive, monolithic arrow of the…

Ahhhh Portland, the only place where it's nothing special to see something like a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet and Scottish kilt combo, playing the bagpipes (the mask had a cunning port installed for the bagpipes, so don't even bring it up Trolls) whilst riding a unicycle. In the Pacific Northwest, we like our…