How many people who bought their car had a real great experience buying that car? So much so that you’d voluntarily drive around with an advertisement for that dealership on your vehicle?

2018 Deadspin comment of the year has already been locked up in the second week, folks. Shut it down.

Kevin’s original name for the facility, “The Kevin Durant Basketball Center for Men Who Can’t Play Basketball Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too”, was rejected by the school.

but I don’t think mankind will ever establish settlements away from Earth

I think blame goes both ways here. It goes to the Steelers brass for misleading Harrison about how big of a role he would have, repeatedly. At the same time, no one back in March when Harrison resigned a contract to return foresaw that TJ Watt would be good enough to be a full time starter as a rookie (otherwise, he…

No shit, sherlock. There are only two teams in the AFC that are very good*, and a guy just forced his way off one to go play for the other in what is obviously a giant “Fuck you” to the guys he’s been teammates with for years.

No one has said this. You are literally just creating a narrative that doesn’t exist. Find me one quote from anyone on that team mentioning the “Steeler Way”.

As a Steelers fan, let me tell you that Belichick does not need any help in learning our defense. He probably knows our defense better than our own players do.

It appears this is the case and he was being a royal pain in the ass, if you believe the players.

Steelers fan here. I didn’t see any OPI and thought it was just a clean, damn good catch.

Andy Reid would take at least three nights to deliver all the presents.

friendsgivings turned out to be much more convenient and meaningful

Especially in the social media era where players like Shazier are all on Twitter and Instagram. If he could walk, he would have posted a video of it. The fact that he hasn’t likely means he can’t at this point.

It’s good to know if my hated Penguins keep playing with double cup hangover the rest of the year, I can hop on board the MAF bandwagon. I’m so happy he ended up landing on a good team - he deserves it. I was expecting him to be getting shelled all year long over there, but that amazingly isn’t the case and they’re…

You obviously respond in turn with this:

It’s fucking insane that Gronk got fewer games for going WWE on that guy’s head, out of bounds, after the play, and this is apparently worth two games.

It really bothered me that Snoke’s ship was merely split in half (very cleanly!) by a ship punching through it at near light speed, instead of it just blowing apart instantly from that much energy hitting it. Some small part of me thought for a split second, just as it happened, HOLY SHIT IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND…

Did anyone else notice that Poe is essentially just Captain Kirk from the new trilogy of Star Trek movies (especially Kirk in the first one)? The character is almost exactly the same.

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Hell, you didn’t even need to be that coached to know that was coming if you’ve seen Steelers games. They did the same fake spike with Antonio Brown just last year or the year before to win a game. It’s a known thing that Ben has a nod with the receivers to tell them it’s a fake.