This is another chronic bad take (that QB’s must be at least like 6'4") of football people that they refuse to reconsider, because like above, it questions what they assume works and is true. Every fucking draft, sad sack moose men like 6'7" Osweiler and JaMarcus Russell get drafted earlier than much better and…

Albuterol relaxes the muscles around the bronchial tubes, which allows asthmatic athletes to breathe normally or non-asthmatic athletes to breathe easier.

I know I prefer watching NFL games at home, but I’ve certainly had myself a good time at otherwise forgettable sporting events because of the company I kept

I can’t stand universities like Virginia and certain Ivy League schools that still refer to their students as “first/second/third/fourth years” like this is fucking Harry Potter.

Bed naps are dangerous for me. If I take a bed nap after work, I usually wake up 3 hours later all groggy at like 9 PM and now my sleeping for the night is off and I’m eating a super late dinner to boot.

I work in urgent care and can give you an appetizer: one of those butt-plug-looking metal wine bottle stoppers, and (not the same person) a pistel from a mortar/pistel set.

“Longtime listener, first time caller” guy exists in every country for every sport

Wrong penis. That was Big Ben’s.

MARLINS WILL SOOOOAAA-AAA-RRRRRR!!!!

Yep and it’s also not just “a couple of numbers”. Every statistic available from the traditional to the stat geek/analytics says he himself is terrible this year. The Ravens obviously have other problems on offense contributing to it, but no matter how you slice it, he’s been terrible this season. The fact that “a…

I’d me more inclined to agree with you if this hadn’t been a continuing trend since that Super Bowl season. He’s been mediocre at best since that otherworldly post-season run he went on.

But that does not mean that female victims are believed and sympathized with. That’s a false narrative.

The power of small-town football to completely dominate local politics and people never ceases to amaze me. As someone who played high school sports, I have no fucking clue how towns idolize sloppy, amateur football played by teenagers. If you’re over the age of 18 and don’t have a family member involved and aren’t a…

This isn’t a contest with a winner, but you’re kidding yourself if you think that male on male sexual assault generates anywhere near the level of attention and media coverage as male on female sexual assault (which is also under-reported, and as you said, results in Baylor-esque sweeping of the issue under the rug…

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Right? This tool comes in here dropping his horrible take about how we’re all snooty assholes for actually noticing that different kinds of pizza from different kinds of establishments very obviously taste differently, while at the same time doing nothing but asserting how superior and woke he is for taking the Pizza…

He’s the same kind of idiot who thinks steaks at Applebee’s and a 5 star restaurant are interchangeable.

Yeah, I can understand saying that chain pizza is indistinguishable from “local” pizza if you live somewhere like West Virginia or Montana where “local” pizza is whatever nonsense the local family restaurants/bars cook up. That’s probably true. What’s ridiculous is his idea that the average person can’t tell a…

Little Caesar’s gets a lot of hate, but like you said, it’s only $5! Considering a Digornio frozen pizza costs like $7 now, LC’s is a fucking steal. It isn’t “good” but it’s much better than that shit and I wouldn’t expect anything better for only $5 in the first place.

Your takes are fucking terrible. A wide, long, floppy slice of pizza dripping grease off it tastes absolutely nothing like Pizza Hut/PJ/Domino’s. A wood oven fired pizza tastes nothing like a chain pizza, and nothing like greasy NY style pizza, either. These are all distinctively different styles of pizza.