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Domino’s is unquestionably the best chain pizza. Papa John’s is like ingredients on cardboard. The crust has no flavor whatsoever.

Yep. If you can’t tell the difference between Pizza Hut and a wood oven fired pizza, the problem is your unrefined palate and total lack of attention to details, not the oven fired place charging more for the definitively better product. I can’t believe how many self-righteous morons are starring his post.

This is the New York slice he’s had before:

No way, dude. All the chains have their own distinct tastes which are very obvious (Domino’s garlicy crust and its tomato sauce are markedly different than the cardboard taste and texture of Papa John’s, for example), and none of them taste remotely like the two excellent NY-style local pizza places go to instead. I…

That’s what I never understand about all the Mustang and related C&C crashes. If people just let off the gas and put down the brake (and if applicable, clutch) pedal, they wouldn’t power-oversteer into a curb. It’s like as soon as they start losing control, they forget that they can take their foot off the gas and…

You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes…

I think what’s most notable about last night is that just 10-15 years ago, none of these hits would have been illegal, and they would have all been featured in a JACKED UP! segment to belly laughs. DURRRR HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, BOOMER!

I guess this is kind of splitting hairs, but how can you say that with a straight face when he did this the other year? I’m not trying to say what’s worse, just that the insinuation that Burfict’s laundry list of cheap shots aren’t as bad as that crackback block is totally ridiculous and unjustified unless you’re…

GRAHNK IS A SAINT

That’s what I’ve been saying about Tyrod - he’s definitely good enough to win a Super Bowl on the right team. He’s exceedingly good at avoiding game-killing INTs, and could definitely Dilfer/Eli/Flacco a team with a dominant defense and good running game to a title. He’s not bad.

Volume stats are mostly empty in the NFL, especially in the modern pass wacky era. Eli Manning hasn’t played at a Hall of Fame level other than his miraculous 2 post season runs. This isn’t an opinion, it’s a statistical fact. Look at this shit:

This is a good example of why you don’t climb alone. If he fell and hit his head there, he could easily have died (or if a bigger rock chunk fell on him).

Yep. If you have no priors and no DNA on file and go out and kill a couple people completely at random, then disappear, the cops would likely never find you, either. There are a couple thousand active serial killers in the US right now.

He was never consistently good to begin with. Oh sure, he has a couple of above average seasons in there, and that one inexplicably excellent post-season run to win a Super Bowl, but has otherwise been amazingly mediocre. He’s the AFC’s Eli Manning in that aspect (totally average career numbers while paradoxically…

Greg “Elite Father” Schiano

Oooooh boy, back when I worked there for a summer job, they had this insane policy that all items in a customer’s cart like heavy giant bags of dog food and 72-count packs of water bottles had to be moved to another cart to ensure that there were no hidden, stolen goods underneath or between them. Apparently they had…

I was originally going to say “What kind of parent lets their kid doom himself to a life of misery as a Skins fan?”, but then remembered the alternative was you making him a Vikings fan. That’s a hellish toss-up right there.

It’s because we’re at the point where pointing out differences between the sexes that definitely do exist is considered “sexist”, even if the reason those differences exist is because of sexist societal traditions. Of course most women care more about making a wedding perfect than most men do! They’ve been told that…

Yep. My friend got married last year, and had no wedding. She and the groom and their immediate families had a brief ceremony at the courthouse, then they went on a month-long honeymoon in Africa with the tens of thousands of dollars they didn’t waste on an antiquated pageant that positions the woman as a piece of…