Jags for sure. I’d also bet on them having more fans than the Texans, Browns (because even if there are a lot of Cleveland ex-pats in LA, they aren’t going to pay to go watch that dumpster fire), and the Bengals.

Right? Anyone still calling wildcat plays in 2017 should be fired immediately. That shit doesn’t even work in Madden.

This needs a huuuuuggeee asterisk next to it, though, because the Warriors did not have Kevin Durant yet, and Curry was beat up and totally ineffective. LeBron isn’t taking 2 games (and getting only one last second shot away from a third win) with Durant and healthy Steph Curry in that series.

He’s obviously on the payroll of BIG WATER. I’m not falling for it and am cutting my water consumption out of spite.

Punishment: An unrelated player to the proceedings will be hit in the head with a ball next meeting, as per protocol. This will be retaliated by the Yankees, who will hit an unrelated player in the head with a ball, also per protocol.

The problem is that this isn’t a zero-sum issue. There is a happy middle ground between all out pill mills and overly burdensome, poorly thought out government regulations (disclaimer: Trump hating liberal speaking here) that cause more problems than they solve.

Welcome to Virginia.

I deal with this, working in outpatient healthcare. The problem now is that the rules regarding opioids have swung so far the other way that getting them to patients who actually, really need them is now a total pain in the ass and unnecessarily difficult. We can’t give more than a 30 day supply at a time, and they…

Bolman can never die, only the actors who play him!

Seeing MAF in a different shade of black and gold just seems wrong. I’m sad for him that he’s going to spend the last of his prime years as a starter in expansion team hell with what I imagine will be a defense hanging him out to dry much of the time. He’s such a good dude.

“We need help to beat the Warriors.”

Meet me in Temecula Tampa

We got a text in our group chat the other week from a friend warning us not to shave directly before going to town on a lady. He reported that the juices getting in the micro shaving cuts burned and he had to power through.

Stand up wiper and head first guy here. I think I get the shirt so the bottom hole and head hole are directly together and get my head through in one fluid motion, then pull the rest of the shirt down over my mid-section and get the arms in kind of at the same time.

Yeah, a jalapeno is pretty weak. I’d understand throwing up from a habanero more.

I really hate my dad for giving me thick, coarse facial hair, but only in the goatee region. I have to shave like every other day at most, or else I’ll have a groaty goatee and patchy sideburns. It’s the worst.

Sometimes the announcers do recognize the crowd’s profane cheers. Exhibit A: VT vs Duke/Greg Paulus (context: a VT player previously jumped over Paulus and his groin went into his face)

This is incredible. It reminds me of a story about my grandpa (he was an avowed old-school guns and low taxes Republican): he loved Paul Newman and his movies. At some point, he found out that Newman was a serious liberal and remarked “...wow, just when you think you know a guy!”

Tomlin never says in that clip that he supports anything other than avoiding distractions.

Are we sure this guy isn’t Gordon Ramsay?