Your punishment for kidnapping, assault, rape, etc. is only 90 days in jail? Is this the Brock Turner judge’s account?

YPA matters because this is what the list of YPA leaders looks like. It’s mostly current or future Hall of Famers. YPA strongly correlates with winning.

Both Eli and Joe Flacco are remarkable in that they managed to play like Hall of Famers in specific postseason runs, but otherwise have been completely and totally mediocre and forgettable.

It’s hilarious that courts treat a DUI as zero-sum evidence that someone has a drinking problem needing AA meetings, and not as a one time mistake made by someone who doesn’t have a drinking problem.

What’s really rich is that people still accuse bands of selling out for licensing their music to commercials and movies, but these same people also no longer buy any albums.

#RejectedGameOfThronesCharacters

We turned it into a drinking game in college. Rules I remember:

Also “Don’t Wake Daddy”

We turned Sorry! into a drinking game in college.

The actual bullshit part of scrabble is all of the tiny 2 and 3 letter words that are never actually used in modern day speech, but your douchebag friend has memorized. I swear some of them don’t even have a vowel.

Catan isn’t perfect, but putting the endless and/or no-fun games like Risk and Monopoly above it is a joke. Monopoly is trash. The only good time I’ve had playing Monopoly was at college beach week when it rained all day and we decided to play it for real money ($10 per person).

Yep. I liked Risk, then played stuff like Catan and haven’t played it since then. Every Risk game results in one player getting killed off like 30 minutes into the game, and then he/she has to sit and watch, and the rest of the game takes like 7 hours and usually ends with endless back and forth shit between the last…

The NHL and NBA lockouts and resulting shortened seasons showed how bad the full length regular season products are. It was so nice to have a season from just January to April, and then playoffs, resulting in far fewer chances for players to be injured and teams actually having to try in all their games because they…

I love when people attack liberals/Obama as both “liberal”/”socialist” AND “fascist” in the same take.

Also the worst lame-duck presidency of all time that accomplished nothing.

You have to be a real dumbass to get arrested for weed in a legal state.

It might help if NBC and other sports media actually bothered to feature men’s gymnastics in any way remotely similar to the way they put women’s gymnastics up on a pedestal every single Olympics as *the* must-see event.

I think the other problems with the lack of viable starting QB are that college football plays almost exclusively either an air-raid Big 12 shotgun spread and/or relies on gimmicky shit that doesn’t work much at the NFL level, and additionally QBs rarely start until their redshirt junior or senior year. So, they come…

Opening the season getting shat on at home by JMU/last year’s FCS champion certainly wasn’t a good start.

What’s really abhorrent is how the right wing demonizes all other unions, most notably teachers, while giving police unions a total pass to continue bailing out their finest from “accidental” murders and violations of the Constitution.