I’d give it to Larry Fitzgerald way before I gave it to Marino. It’s a travesty he’s going to spend his entire career in exile in the desert with 3rd stringers and broken down retreads like Palmer throwing him the ball. He’d be a first ballot Hall of Famer if he spent his career with an actually good QB.

Really? I see these all over the place (Virginia).

This is why I love weed. I can take a hit or two and be buzzed all afternoon, then it wears off and I’m good to go for whatever in the evening and there’s no hangover later that day or the next, and my sleep isn’t affected.

The nether regions of Pennsylvania are a heaven for responsible speeding, especially since they bumped the limit up to 70 MPH. I cruised through the entire state coming back from Canada at like 85 MPH (overnight drive, no one else on the road).

It drives a lot of them crazy that they can’t lord over players’ entire lives the way college coaches can.

Yep, the entire Steelers team went when Dick LeBeau was inducted in 2011. If I was Rivers and/or Gates, I’d say “I actually am bigger than the team” and go anyway. Especially Rivers, since he’s the starting QB. What are they going to do if he defies the coach? Fine him a meaningless sum of money? The horror!

Except for FCA products, which have issues every model year, forever.

I’m picturing the Tasmanian Devil, if he was a sex offender.

Fair enough.

Coming from a Steelers fan who hates your team and fans, it’s not a Ravens fan problem. The problem is the average person and by proxy average football fan of any team is a mouthbreathing idiot who jumps and claps his hands for shit like YAAAYYY MILITARY AND FLAGS GOOD, BLACK MAN STEPPING OUT OF LINE BAAADDDD STICK TO…

I’ll bet the Baltimore police are pressuring them not to sign him, or would make it a pain in the ass for the Ravens if they did. They need the PD for game-day security and traffic, and I can’t imagine the deservingly-beleaguered Baltimore PD would be too thrilled at helping the football team who hypothetically…

He hid the blood covered suits in a dumpster somewhere, is the joke reference.

I feel like she’d be like many spider species who eat the male after copulating.

That’s definitely the first time I’ve seen an own-goal golazo.

I’d give the Cavs a 50/50 chance with Davis and Leonard with LeBron. The Warriors have no answer on the inside for someone like Davis, and he and Leonard together would slow the Warriors down quite a bit as well.

Ahhhh that’s right.

Yes. Even before the ACA, the federal government was already paying for over 60% of the nation’s health care expenditure because the majority of it is from the elderly population (Medicare).

Also, if people don’t want to wait and use the public system, private insurance is still an additional option in the UK and Canada. People just don’t buy it because the public healthcare is so good they don’t feel they need it.

The consequence of “free” (well, universal taxpayer-funded) healthcare is, people tend to head to the ER for issues which don’t call for it, resulting in system overload/backlogs. 6-9 hour Emergency Room/Urgent Care waits aren’t uncommon.

It’s funny because the first time they replaced Gerald’s voice, they passed it off as his voice changing from getting his tonsils out. I have no idea why I remember this.