It’s definitely a stand-in for NYC or Chicago.

Hey Arnold is the GOAT Nicktoon after Doug was ruined by Disney. The only potential saving grace of this reboot movie is if they can resolve the answer of what happened to Arnold’s parents without fucking that up. Given that all of the voices will obviously be different, I doubt it. The only thing giving me hope is…

who is the lone holdout from last season’s barge fire.

how far can the President punt a football?

Hey, you leave Alex Smith out of this!

It’s a real shame that Jurgen is such an egomaniacal dickhead. He’s the only person ever to have had a position of power within US soccer who actually understood what has to happen to make it better. Unfortunately, he decided to piss off literally everyone until he was forced out. In an ideal world, he’d be the…

But can he throw a football over them mountains?

Dan Gilbert is NBA Dan Snyder.

A better way to describe both the US and Mexico is like they are the good teams in a mid-major basketball conference. No threat to win it all, but good enough to get to the sweet 16 or elite 8 if things go their way. International soccer has a similar exponential curve to college basketball in that the top handful of…

You paid for Sport Comp 2s on a Crosstrek???

It definitely makes it harder to care. I picked Everton because of Tim Howard at the time, but also because I didn’t want to bandwagon on Man U/Chelsea/Liverpool/Arsenal like everyone else was when picking an EPL club to support. It just feels cheap to root for a superclub for no reason and then act like you had any…

It really comes down to if he’s willing to play the role he did on the Olympic teams, which is as a third banana spot up shooter or similar. He’s actually one of the best at that I’ve ever seen. Granted the competition wasn’t the best, but him playing without the offense having to run through him was amazing to watch.

I’m assuming that’s a typo and you meant the guy sitting next to her?

I cringe to think of the insurance premiums on an Italian 500 HP car driven by a 17 year old.

Parking on the street in front of a driveway entrance is not trespassing because they are not on his property.

A girl I dated in college played D-1 soccer for 2 years before stopping. She said that this shit is much worse in the women’s game, with constant hair pulling, nipple twisting, scratching, etc. anytime the ref isn’t looking your way. She said it’s effectively part of the women’s game as much as any other part of…

Orica-Scott’s chef cooks every dish with garlic for an immune boost, and Sunweb goes to absurd lengths to keep its sleeping quarters pure.

You could say the puns here are contagious.

When people informed Travis, he ignored them.