Also, it looks like it would get cat food all over the floor/carpet.

So it’s like Golden State?

How the fuck is Golden State not winning “legitimately”? They drafted every starting player on their roster except for Durant.

Also, because basketball is so able to be dominated by singular players in ways larger team sports are not (see: football, soccer, hockey, baseball) on both offense and defense because the elite players play nearly every game and are responsible for both offense and defense (insert Harden jokes here), a salary cap…

Schrodinger’s Take

The only conceivable narrative is that those teams didn’t want to trade their elite players to other teams in their own conference. I agree that Ainge being full of shit is more likely.

Weekend at Connor’s?

+1 penalty kick sent into the upper deck

The answer is clearly a more aggressive, larger pigeon.

Bad take, because 1) automatic transmissions have been the dominant transmission choice since like the 1970s and people haven’t known how to drive stick in any meaningful percentage in decades, and 2) I’m 28 years old and just off the top of my head can name 12 friends (male and female) who all currently drive a…

Don’t read anything into this, but Collins surprisingly is 16th all time in passing yards...somehow slotting between Joe Montana and Dan Fouts. He somehow managed to stay in the league long enough to get to that point despite a passer rating in the low 70s and just slightly above a 1:1 TD:INT ratio.

Yep. I strategically take lunch after about 60% of the day is gone, at a minimum. If I start work at 8, I’m eating between 12:30 and 1:30 PM. That way, I only have like 3 hours of work left when I get back, and the second half of the day goes right on by.

Regarding spicy food: I’ve never had a so-called “spicy” poop after eating spicy food, and I go for the hottest options possible these days because that’s just the natural progression of eating spicy food; what used to feel hot to you becomes weak, and you need to up the heat level to chase the dragon. Other people I…

I keep seeing them referred to as “jack of all trades, master of none”, but they aren’t competent at anything at all. They are “jack of no trades”.

I can’t wait to take one to a LeMons race in like 10-15 years.

People who watch wrestling can’t afford “help”, honestly.

I’m pretty sure drugs make the latter much more entertaining of a spectacle, actually. Like dropping acid before a jam band concert.

And you know how much we’ve wanted one of those! This reminded me of a great gif from when the Bruins firesaled their entire roster the other year:

Yes, I really hope this is a kinja comment and not a serious one, but I put nothing past the Cult of Tebow (the image comparing their career stats below should show up if this comment is ungreyed, otherwise click in the gap here to get it to show up):

Steamy Ray Vaughan