PK Subban is such a front running crybaby asshole on the ice. Full credit for what he does off it, but he’s a cheap shot artist goon on it and it’s obvious why Montreal got rid of him.

The great thing about having minor league baseball in town instead of a dogshit MLB team is that tickets are like five bucks, large beers are about $7, and you can be close enough to field to heckle the shit out of the visiting team. Contrast this with paying $30 something each (face value) and probably $10/beer at an…

He just got another fan in me, that’s for sure.

At the end of the day, sports are just sports so I try not to take them any more seriously than they deserve to be. That’s why I love Deadspin and Dan le Batard and the like- they don’t put them up on a pedestal as some kind of sacred institution the way the mainstream/traditional sports media does.

I agree. You can’t throw a guy with one NHL start into game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals with the team already down 0-2. That’s insanity.

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The Penguins are becoming the Patriots of hockey. Hated by every other fanbase. Goober-ish star player with insane generational talent that makes unheard-of guys around him into stars. Genius coach who seems to have an answer for everything and is insanely good at mid-game adjustments and keeping control of his…

Busted. I stopped years ago because the game is horrible to watch on TV, takes way too long, and is full of nonsensical archaic bullshit like this that takes precedence over actually winning games. I check out a playoff game or two a year but that’s about it. While we’re here, my other grievances against major league…

I’m actually not surprised. The farther we go, the more and more diluted streaming services become as more and more of them keep popping up; companies keep getting more and more specific with which streaming service gets what content from them, so you end up having to pay for Netflix and Hulu and Amazon and so on in…

Yeah, it’s a bit of an exaggeration in this case, but other guys have thrown at heads before.

I love that major league baseball deems being the instigator and throwing a lethal projectile at someone’s head over being butthurt from 2014 is worth only 2 games out of 162 more than a guy attacking the asshat who just tried to maim him with his helmet.

In all honesty, Predators fan can go pound sand for stealing the onus of this “tradition” from the Red Wings fans who have been doing it with an octopus since 1952. You can’t just slightly modify other fan bases’ long standing traditions and then claim them as your own because you’re fans of an expansion team with no…

I know. I meant it has since been co-opted into a passive-aggressive term to patronize someone.

Yeah, “fam” has become the new “chief” or “buddy” or “pal”.

Same. I know all the words forward/normally without thinking about it, but for me to be able to say it backwards, I have to run each line through my head forward and then work backward. Even stone cold sober with no pressure on me, it’s very difficult and I find myself missing words like “O’er” and “and” when it comes…

I thought this as well at first, but then we would move the arbitrary nature of “was the skate touching the ice behind the blue line?” to “at what specific tenth of a second did the entire puck cross into the offensive zone to begin the countdown of how long the offsides is reviewable?” and “was the goal scored within…

After Nick Bonino’s goal to make it 3-0 with 17 seconds left in the first, the Penguins started shooting blanks.

Weird stats from this game:

AND THEY DON’T STOP COMIN