One guy is a generational freak with the genetics to play an insane amount of minutes every single year between all of his consecutive Finals runs and international competitions, and totally athletically dominate guys 10 years younger than himself, and the other has totally average genetics as far as pro basketball…

Nah, sports old and real world old are different. 34 in the real world is still your prime. 34 as a pro athlete with all those miles on your joints is old, however.

Did you miss the Pens not getting a power play until 8 minutes left in the third period?

Brock apparently isn’t aware that a 59% completion percentage doesn’t mean dick when you average 4 yards per attempt along with it. If anything, that just makes that 59% look even worse because even mediocre QBs should be completing most of their passes near the line of scrimmage.

It really is. They’re like an EPL crowd with all the chants and stuff. If my team wasn’t likely going to be playing them for the Cup, I’d be all aboard their bandwagon (not emotionally into it, but pulling for them because of their fanbase’s energy). The crowd is as fun to watch and listen to as the game.

Yer a forward, Harry

This is exactly what I thought. European soccer leagues have no cap and have the same problem with the same handful of clubs dominating the table every single year (and let’s not pretend like last year’s once-in-a-lifetime occurrence of Leicester winning it all is ever happening again).

Also, European soccer leagues which have no salary caps and are pure capitalist dog-eat-dog where the richest teams get 99% of the success, the same handful of clubs are the top nearly every single year as well (EPL: Chelsea, Man City, Man U, Liverpool, Arsenal; Bundesliga: Bayern Munich; La Liga: Real Madrid and…

It’s hard to say, because they’d probably try a lot harder in the regular season if they were in the West instead of the East where they can sleepwalk to the 1 or 2 seed.

Yep, plenty of MLB teams like the Pirates underspend every single year despite no salary cap.

LeBron counts as a superteam because he was one missed shot away from carrying the 2014-2015 Cavs to a 3-0 lead on the Warriors despite the rest of his roster being Delly, Shumpert, and a bunch of other bench warmers.

Yeah, that seems embellished. Her elbow isn’t what hit her head anyway, it was more a brushing with the forearm as in “Get the hell off me”.

IT’S JAGR WITH A STEEL CHAIR

I feel like a yellow card would have been the more appropriate decision. A goal-scoring opportunity was not affected by this, since as you mentioned the ball was already going out of bounds. Awarding a penalty kick for that is weak, and if I was managing that team, I’d tell my guy taking the penalty kick to…

I can’t believe these fucks would put football over people’s lives.

This is how they determined who got possession in the XFL, right?

I also support no OT and ties, if only for the chaos that would ensue in coaches having to decide whether to try to win games at the end of regulation, or just sitting on the ball and taking the tie. The takes would also be great in calling out coaches for not going for the win.

Who wants a piece of them? The Jazz, Cavaliers, Nuggets, Warriors, and Clippers all got one over the last couple seasons!

This is way better than “Wizards” and whatever the name of their current stadium is.

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