A 40 yard dash is a proxy for explosiveness...a trait you are largely blessed with/doomed to from birth (can be trained somewhat, but a guy who runs a 6 second 40 is never going to run a 5 second 40). Miles are anaerobic...which very much can be trained to great effect. 

Truth man. I really like fresh corn tortillas. Pretty easy to make. Vastly better than store bought. But I only do it every third or fourth time because at the end of the day, it just isn’t that important. 

Mazda is moving up-market into mainline premium, or something akin. Infinity is the lowest end luxo brand in the US, perhaps in the Genesis arena (and both are on different trajectories). I think it’s a fair comparison. 

+1 scrappy, lunchpail dogwhistle

Jordan Sargent! I see that G/O media has gotten over you being a pawn and party to outing a gay man. Neat. 

It would not surprise me one bit to learn that Bill views each new MILF with the same ardor and interest as each new boat he buys. There’s no joy there. Just doing it cause he can. 

Does being the GOAT NFL coach truly beat being a plumber? I mean there’s plenty of unsavory aspects to plumbing, but it’s a well-to-very-well-paying career that can often times lead to small business ownership. You work hard, but you have much to show for it in personal gain and finished products that people use and…

Bridgewater is absolutely an upgrade over Cousins, but he has never looked ‘great’. He has looked competent and smart. That’s exactly what the Vikings need, but look at Bridgewater on a great Saints offense right now. He’s competent and smart, not great. I’m not knocking him, just trying to point out why it wasn’t…

Hey hey hey...some of us are heavily overpayed and underworked B2B Account Executives. 

Duh... But that is just part of it. It's bigger than that. 

For the life of me, I can’t fathom why the average fan would be against this. Every red blooded American believes in the free market and the right to market yourself and profit off of that... Except when it comes to college sports. Just blows my mind any time I actually ponder this.

I don’t agree with your characterization of meat, but I empathize with you on liking the smell of something you detest. I LOVE the smell of cigarettes and cigarette smoke, but I find smoking to be disgusting (or vaping, for that matter). 

He’s a good, fancy boy and his hat is lovely.

Two Bloated NCAA Football programs diverged in a yellow wood

“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

The only downside to this nice card is having to fly on United. 

The only downside to this nice card is having to fly on United. 

Hockey and severe adolescent alcohol consumption go hand in hand in much of the flyover states. 

Can I just do a list? I’ll do a list:

Well, that makes me want to never leave home. I have all the faith in the world that those sprays are totally safe! 

Bug sprays?