The visor is designed to allow for cooling breezes on the top of your head. Nagy is as bald as a cue ball. He is precisely the opposite of someone who can pull off a visor. 

My guy, your quarterback is Trubisky. The margin of error for this team is perfection, at all times, in order to win a Super Bowl with him behind center. It’s not going to happen. 

Listen, cargo shorts should be celebrated. They are the epitome of non-toxic masculinity. All of my shorts are cargo shorts, and they will forever be that way.

Listen, cargo shorts should be celebrated. They are the epitome of non-toxic masculinity. All of my shorts are cargo…

But for reals, what’s the deal with this artist and rabbits humping? Is it like a calling card? 

Favorite part of the various “What does Halfthor/Brian Shaw/Eddie Hall/ etc eat!?” videos is mostly meat, grains, healthish fats, and then a quick dessert of a whole fugging cheesecake. 

Baltimore as a team feels like the Masters to me. They are usually on CBS. Jim Nance is talking. It’s a boring affair, while the announcers make comments about “the right way” and “leaders of men” throughout the broadcast. It’s usually on in the late afternoon on a Sunday, and it’s an effective background noise to…

Is the 4 cylinder turbo a decent car? I’m a frugally minded chap, and I would prefer to spend less, but only if the 4 is not awful. 

Those Creator sets are often times “Make this one awesome thing, and then these two other terribly executed ideas!!!”. But the Emmet House is legit. It’s awesome as the house or the spaceship, and they clearly meant it to be, cause there’s a ton of left over parts either way you build it. The roof of the spaceship…

Not sure how inducing alcoholism would make me a better parent? 

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s…

<finishes another fall/winter of life, alone, capped off by watching every minute of a 9-7 season>

In her defense, she was BORN here! She knows that counts. 

He absolutely was his Favreiest that game. Adrian Peterson being his Petersoniest and fumbling approximately 37 times did not help. 

One point of clarification on your otherwise excellent post: Favre was lights out that year, arguably his best year in his career. It was the NEXT year when the wheels came off, punctuated by the Metrodome’s roof collapsing and Favre’s head bouncing off the frozen U of Minn field.

This team will do one of two things this year:

This year’s crop of WYTS has had one really sad/poignant/depressing/WTF in each installment. These all blend together, but it feels like something has changed from prior years.

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This is art. 

The problem with Matt Ryan is the problem with the falcons: we all forget they exist. Unless I see a story about a running back wearing a shirt that says "Jaquizz on her face" they may as well not exist. 

Buddy, I got some bad news about the political leanings of major college programs, the NCAA, and virtually that whole enterprise.