My guess is that correcting the original story had to do with insurance and/or legal ramifications relating to alcohol consumption and the incident. Plausible deniability was likely important. 

‘Byrie’ was right there for you...

The insights you have about the end of the world and Zach Lowe’s knowledge of the NBA trade market are two very different things.

As a Seattle-dweller, I think you’re all suckers. 

Well...the Saints lost draft picks, Sean Payton was suspended for a year, and Greggggg was sent to outer Siberia for some time (where his head coaching job offers winnowed down to single digits) over that game. So, there’s reason for Vikings fans to be salty. But it’s high time we dropped it, because there were a lot…

I wonder if there’s a single person in LA that is thinking to themselves “Damn, I wish I was in Chicago right now”.

I have two small children, and travel anywhere from 3 days to 14 days a month. It’s a mixed bag. Some months I’ll travel 1-2 nights a week, all weeks, and those are easy. Even better are day trips, like a flight to LA in the morning, back to Seattle that same night. Those are great, but only 1-2 times a month at most.…

We promise the bus’ toilet will have no less than a 78% uptime!

Well, at least you didn't give him $84M guaranteed. Though, that decision is fast approaching...

Looks like Aaron Rodgers used to look like. 

Nice to see someone actually pinpointed the reason they closed their comments section. Every article since Barstool Gold was launched was like 75% anti BSG comments. Surprised that the author, nor typical commenters got this. 

This is one of my favorite games of all time. Many know of it, few have played it. But if you read this and said to yourself “eh, pass”, just know that the second song has a cowbell in it. 

Good for an Finals MVP, no less. 

Am I the only one who looks at Leonard’s shoes and just thinks they’re...wrong? Somehow? By this I mean, it seems like most shoes players wear have some level of heal-to-toe ‘drop’ in height. But with Kawhi, it just looks like he’s puttering around on flat ass shoes. Which somehow, to me, makes me underestimate his…

Counter-counterpoint: it's going to be amazing. He's the most annoying player on that team, and watching his body fail him and expose his limited skillset is the catalyst the league needs to become interesting in June again. 

A few days of writing numbers out would make anyone extremely proficient at writing. 

This is the answer. As a Washington resident in a county with close to 10% sales tax, I looked into buying a car in Oregon (with no sales tax) as it’s only a few hours away. This is fine. However, when you go to register, it’s obviously based on your address, and that’s when the tax man cometh. So I think folks can…

Basically, it would have taken more than a year to build a full V12, but Cosworth threw together basically one quarter of the new engine to test its basic design

Did you go to college in Martinsburg, West Virginia?

This is only true for people who have kidney disease. If you don’t (and statistically speaking, most don’t), eating excess protein will not cause you kidney issues.