RATINGS ARE UP! MORE POINTS ARE BEING SCORED! AMAZING YOUNG TALENT! also we’re very serious about improving our investigation of these allegations ANDREW LUCK IS HEALTHY AND GOOD! 

This guy was supposed to be the next LeBron James. He’s definitely been miscast, but is there hope for him to salvage a meaningful NBA career? Or is it not quite that bad yet? I don’t follow this team. 

Usually yes, but white tshirts under white button ups look terrible. You want a light grey tshirt for that, as it won’t bleed through visually, near as much. 

That backend...maybe it looks better in person, but so far every picture is a woof from me. 

Can corroborate your second story. My best friend growing up applied to academy. Good student, never been arrested, etc. Admitted to smoking weed twice in his life, and they denied his application. Said he could try again down the road. 

You... You realize that modern hotel televisions have software that resets the TV for each guest, right? Unless you're staying in crap hotels, you're not doing anything worthwhile. 

It’s lame to enjoy the failures of another team? It’s a major, possibly THE major component of following a sport. It’s why Drew’s WYTS installments get some of the highest page views of the year for Deadspin. In your world, no Packers, Lions or Bears fans read the WYTS: Vikings article, right? Hell, I’m sure you…

Not really sad when the team isn’t good enough to win a Super Bowl. What IS sad is wasting most of the prime of one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game. Or, it would be sad, if I were a Packers fan. 

As an unfortunate Viking fan, and therefore a Packer hater, this Packers team has me feeling ambivalent. I thought I was going to have to wait for AR to retire before they were awful, so them falling apart with him in his prime is wonderful, to the point that I don’t really care if the Vikings make the playoffs (let’s…

Have you tried to actually watch an 80's movie recently? Very few of my favorites are actually watchable. Even The Breakfast Club is becoming difficult to watch (for many reasons, but I’m speaking purely from a pacing/storytelling point of view, not rapey reasons) 

It’s not too late, friend. I’m holding out hope the Packers run the table and make a gentlemen’s first round exit on some impossible comeback win by their competition, giving one more excuse to keep Beav around. 

Really bad take. Personally, teams should strive for the organizational continuity the Packers have with McCarthy. I would argue that MM has made Aaron Rogers what he is today, not the other way around. The Packers would be smart to extend MM for another 5 years at the least, or maybe even look to Oakland and give him…

Maybe they have, like, owl-shits. Dry as a bone. 

You write about basketball, and are a fan of the Washington Wizards. You have to be about the most miserable bastard on the staff right about now. 

I suspect that I'd think this was clever, if I knew anything about darts. +1 benefit of the doubt 

43 minutes! I think not. 

Right on, rapey. 

Sure thing, rapey. 

Cool story, rapey. I bet you have lots of opinions about ‘thugs’ as well. 

Lol, you just made a rape-somebody-to-death joke in the #metoo era. I believe your story about athletic and career success even harder now. Clearly, a leader of men.