And they’re probably in the most competitive situation of all four major teams. The Packers will be Super Bowl contenders as long as 21 JV players surround AR and he stays healthy, the Bears are going to be way more competitive this year and are on the upswing, and the Vikings have a defense that should be even more…

[Team doctors prop you up in time for playoffs][remaining cartilage in knees convert to dust and you’re carried off the floor]

Put a Pelicans jersey on one, a Warriors jersey on the other, and you have a metaphor for the Rondo-Green beef.

It could be argued that three of the top 20 will only get you a coin flip. That’s why the Warriors got Durant. With four, it’s much more likely than not that you’ll beat him. But that it’s not 100% probably says all it needs to about LeBron.

I suppose, but you don’t want either the Sixers, who are too young and will shit the bed, or the Celtics, who do not remotely have the talent, to match up with the Warriors. They are both nice stories and are the future of the East, but the only hope, and it’s so very remote, of the Warriors not winning the title lies…

Go to hell!

I’m pretty sure you’re referring to Dr. James Andrews, who was (and still may be, not sure) one of the saught-after sports surgeons in the world.

Time fogs the memory, but I think his accuracy was greatly bolstered by the fact that he could roll out and was such a threat in that, that he ended up with a lot of scramble-drill, partially wide-open receivers. Which, if his injury never happens or is given time to heal, he may still have been an excellent qb. Once…

The ability to throw the ball was his problem. When he was sapped of his speed and agility, he tried to become a pocket passer. It did not go well.

I want to hear more about this CD case mountain vista idea. Do you have any pictures?

My dream is that LeBron takes the vet-min and joins them this summer.

Pictured: Kicking hit by a car:

Good point. The Heat were really big on Shabazz Nappier...had nothing to do with trying to keep LeBron around.

Maybe take a few days off. You’ll need to recuperate.

Not to mention, this guy’s size and speed are actually not that rare compared to the guys already in the league. It’s just that guys his size are guided to be o-lineman much earlier and don’t get the opportunity to have skill poistion highlight clips.

Not to crap on the guy, but 5.12 is slow as shit for an NFL athlete outside of o- lineman. Wish him the best though, would be exciting to see if he can find a position.

Math checks out.

Uh, the Cleveland/Indiana series isn’t over yet.

Maybe just sit this franchise out.

Though you may have to factor in higher maintenance costs for burnt-out fuel pumps.