How much of a disappointment The Strain ended up being pains me to this day.

The question about letting Jones back on the service came from right-wing author Sam Harris

I’m not a huge Sam Harris fan but it’s a pretty serious mischaracterization to call him a “right-wing author.” 

Sam Harris? Author of The Moral Landscape? One of the four horsemen of the new atheists? The guy that said it would be good if people conspired to keep Trump out of office? That Sam Harris? In what universe is he a “right-wing” author? Or is there another Sam Harris I’m unaware of?

Checking in bags early means there’s more time in the terminal to watch all the impatient people freak out over stupid stuff.

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.

I like when a news article doesn’t bash but tries to inform in a pretty neutral way.

On first glance I read it as Final Battle. Even after reading the article it took me a second to realize why you thought it was Anal Battle.

Fuck this headline. I love it.

Peanut butter and Banana is my all-time 2nd favourite sandwich. Frequently, I’ll toast it. Once in a while, I’ll add honey because peanut butter and honey is my all-time favourite sandwich, and blending the two made sense. Peanut butter and apple is solid, but gets epic when you thinly slice the apples and saute them…

Also worth mentioning--there’s no way he would have seen Lydia and been cool with it.

Wourder

As long as Matt is editing, I can’t stop laughing during It’s Alive. The edit is just another personality to show.

“Fewer," and you helped "break" down the trailer.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

The day my Netscape Navigator 2.0 stops working is the day you pry it from my cold, dead hands...

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

I’ve been sitting on this image all weekend waiting for this. 

Brrooom! Brrriish! Grrrdush!

Rick and Carl and the Andy Griffith theme, funny idea there-