How much of a disappointment The Strain ended up being pains me to this day.

Checking in bags early means there’s more time in the terminal to watch all the impatient people freak out over stupid stuff.

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.

On first glance I read it as Final Battle. Even after reading the article it took me a second to realize why you thought it was Anal Battle.

Fuck this headline. I love it.

Peanut butter and Banana is my all-time 2nd favourite sandwich. Frequently, I’ll toast it. Once in a while, I’ll add honey because peanut butter and honey is my all-time favourite sandwich, and blending the two made sense. Peanut butter and apple is solid, but gets epic when you thinly slice the apples and saute them…

Wourder

As long as Matt is editing, I can’t stop laughing during It’s Alive. The edit is just another personality to show.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

The day my Netscape Navigator 2.0 stops working is the day you pry it from my cold, dead hands...

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

I’ve been sitting on this image all weekend waiting for this. 

Holy shit, what a fucking asshole!

It’s definitely more of a “Where the fuck am I, who the fuck am I?”

“Look at the almost look of shock in the eyes of Flacco.”

he truck held 20,000 pounds of Kraft and Velveeta cheese inside.

I hear you Jake! New bill tracking and payment features in Mint are currently being rolled out and will be available for all people using Mint by the end of the month.

Federal scientist here. The raw data we collect has to go through a time-consuming check/approval process before it’s fit for public consumption because people rely on that data for recreation/agriculture/infrastructure/construction. Our data is also collected and transmitted via telemetry, which like NASA’s, isn’t…

Notes of Observation:

Or...just hear me out...