I didn’t bother reading it but I assume that to save space it said:

Wish I had something witty to say, but I know someone else will do it.

tfw you’re so obsessed with the idea of belonging to the Number One Main Ethnicity that you believe the entire rest of the world sees racial dynamics as a zero-sum free-for-all bc to imagine otherwise for even a moment would completely destroy the theory of everything you’ve spent your entire adult life carefully…

> presented with a literal quote from the constitution

Why am I paying for a military base in Texas? I don’t live in Texas. What are those military base people in Texas doing for me right this instant? The only military base that matters is the one in my state and those Texas people better help pay for it.

You’d be RICH if it wasn’t for that fat slob! He’s taken everything from you!

Fought tooth-and-nail, of course, by some of the authors of this World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan 2017. And blamed, of course, entirely on Obama.

Because when you need your craniorectalectomy, we’ll help you pay for it.

Hey, feel free to cough up half a million dollars when you get cancer. Personal responsibility and all that.

Welcome to how all insurance works?

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

You’d make more. Tipping doesn’t vary much by state, but the base pay certainly does. I’m tipping the same thing here in California that I did in Wisconsin, despite a glaring difference in baseline wage, and I’ve found that my tips are not even remotely out of line with what lifelong locals do. So yes, you’ll make…

Would the practice of tipping go down though? I have no idea what my waiter makes, I just tip a percentage or whatever.

Considering the snow level here is contacntly rising and our fire season is extending every year and this winter is an anomaly...yeah. Nice try.

it’s the same thing Barack Obama did in 2011

“it’s the same thing Barack Obama did in 2011"

As long as President Trump keeps leaving messes, yes, you will continue to see this kind of coverage.

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

I look forward to the day that a black former player can just call a new coach up out of the blue and leapfrog nine existing candidates to run an NFL team.

If this travel ban had been in place, 9/11 would have still happened. Since the ringleader of the hijackers was an Egyptian national...