God forgive me, but I hope that means he stops tomorrow.

No, this was better than the D4 announcement.

Hey, look who’s here to remind everyone that the death of Splinter isn’t *all* bad.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

You’re right. They shouldn’t take any kind of stand until there’s a gun at their head.

I’m gonna get exposed to a flyover tonight and be asked to stand for the National Anthem even though I’m just there to watch a football game.

Is the MLS gonna do something about the pack of fascist jerk offs that try to ruin the fan experience at NYCFC games for the normal people ?

> paramilitary contingent

Please don’t pity this monster.

What? Entrance is free. You need a pass because of the extreme interest in the museum, but the passes are free. Of course you’re going to have to wait; do you not know how incredibly busy the museum has been since its opening? What are you even talking about?

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.

Baby boomers are deeply, deeeeeeply fucked up.

Whoa, Charlie, my favorite political writer, on Deadspin?  Is this going to become a regular thing like Ratto?  Can we get a Ratto & Pierce podcast going?  I’m excited by the possibilities.

Exactly, two of three seemed like they were good human beings. The Swarzak’s seem like a reprehensible twosome who are more in line with most MLB couples

Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

the best hitter in the game

I love the idea that you can get away with anything as long as you stop once you’ve been called out for it.