I wouldn’t mind one big Frat Pack movie soon. Even if it meant having to occasionally give screen time to Vince Vaughn.

Is that an oil well or a volcano? Because volcano-based energy would be so fucking metal.

Aw, shit yeah, bro! Not all men! You’re so brave!

Women do kill men, but they don’t kill men over sexual rejection so repeatedly that it’s a widespread problem. And while we know that most men aren’t that evil...sometimes you don’t know until it’s too late (or you do know, think you’ve gotten rid of the guy, and then he kills you anyway). And so we proceed with…

Of course most men can handle rejection. I would guess that the percentage who kill after being rejected is miniscule.

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Miley Cyrus bought the house next door to Liam Hemsworth.

Another wonderful array of pantsuits are the ones worn by Agent Scully in the early seasons of X Files.

isnt that just a suit? isnt a suitjacket with a dress a dresssuit? if wear pants with a jacket is it a jacketpant? if i wear a hat and have a mustache is it a mustachehat? if i wear a beard on my face is it a facebeard?

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

Wait this is a great story

This dude is a true American hero. Can he moderate the next GOP debate?

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this:

I don’t know, he’s had to see Cruz’s name all over the news this whole time. I have a particularly vile former roommate that after a few years of hate I’ve graduated to a semi-zen “I wish her well, and far away” POV, but if she had a political following constantly Tweeting about how she was the smartest person in the…

I’m with grapeslick. Its a very subtle difference but you can pick up on the difference between someone who is just completely bitterly hating on someone and someone who is doing it for fun. I think Mazin is the latter for sure.

FUCKIN CRAIG, LOVE THAT GUY

I vote no, because he keeps his sense of humor throughout.