I like how they eluded to Claire hitting menopause and then her psychopathy melted away in a single hot flash.

One summer, when my brother and I were teenagers, we went to an empty matinee of some terrible movie to get out of the heat. We sat in the middle of the completely empty theatre. As the movie starts an older gentleman in a suit enters the theatre, looks around, and heads straight towards us and choses the seat right…

This always reminds me of a friend who was a paramedic who wanted to become a police officer. He failed the screening because they felt he “cared too much about the health of people” and it would affect his ability to do his job.

I got pregnant with my first on a trip to Amsterdam. Lets just say the baby was conceived in a fog of weed smoke, Gaulauses cigarettes, delicious beer and deep fried gravy balls with french fries. (PS: Why is this advice never pushed on try-to-conceive fathers as well?)

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He is a bad guy from a poor, looked-down-upon family. If he was a posh, upstanding citizen and a pillar of the community this documentary wouldn’t exist.

It’s weird because you think that having Beyonce in the song would make the song better, but instead it drags Beyonce down to Coldplay levels. Coldplay is Beyonce’s kryptonite. This song is awful.

I have two preschool aged kids and the cost is astounding. I could have put them through university at this point.

That’s right, to get the door open!

Basically every time I say, “That would never happen to my kid” the thing happens to one or both of my kids, like, immediately. I stopped saying it but I am still commenting right now between sessions of combing lice out of my three year old’s hair.

I took my two toddlers into a stall at a busy mall one Christmas so they could take turns peeing. When we left the stall my three year old son was chewing a piece of gum. As in, while I was busy helping his sister, he found a piece of gum stuck to god knows what in that stall, picked it off whatever it was stuck on…

He is an electrician now. He just had a good old fashioned adolescent depressive episode. He still smokes weed a lot but spends his high baking and refinishing old furniture rather than sitting in the dark watching bad TV 24 hours a day, lol.

God the show got so freaking weird over the years. We watched it as children, and then my brother watched it when he dropped out of school for a year in Grade 11 to smoke pot in the basement professionally, and every day I would get home from school and he would tell me about the episode he had seen, like, “Albert’s…

We looked at a grand old house (that was in complete neglect) that had last been renovated in the 70's and it had shag carpeting in the bathroom that went right up the side to the edges of the bath tub. I was like, how much terrible stuff is under this carpet, how many masks would I have to wear to pull this out…