You don’t know what will be said to turn Thanksgiving dinner into a nightmare, but you know exactly who is going to say it.

Have you ever met a man with a little chode chin beard like that and had them turn out to be cool?  No; it’s never happened.

“These pyramids employed thousands of slaves that would normally struggle to make a living, and support the hard pyramid building sector, so haters don’t understand how building playthings for wealthy people actually helps poor people “

This is why we should never have moved beyond emoticons. :-/

Non-White people blocking traffic for days:

Let me help.

a physician and three neonatal intensive care nurses

“imagine how great the world would be if Covid now mutated to 100% mortality if you haven’t had your shots.”

This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

And his wife’s luggage?

To shreds, you say?

Why didn't I think of selling nonsense license plates to morons for a Benjamin a piece?

There is probably some innovation program at play and you don’t get awards for existing solutions.

They did it, those crazy bastards actually did it....

As an engineer with a love of the internet, I’m shocked that the Ford engineers didn’t go with an easier solution.

This is the winner right here. 

This is the best yet.  Good job.

I seriously hate the people in Ohio as a person who live in Ohio

I did that same thing once.