Are Koreans like the Alpha Asian? They look so much bigger and taller than chinamen and japs.

These are the new squeegee men.

Is Drake considered hot? I get that he's famous so females will find him attractive, but he's far from handsome.

YAY! Wimmin power!

No one cares that you went to Coachella. Save it for Instagram.

Should have had a gun.

Hitting pregnant women is bad!

[checks out lefty] please be legal please be legal please be legal

Females are crazy.

We’re gonna run out of space to put all these muslims.

In 50 years, abortion will be viewed as an immoral abomination on the same level as slavery.

Are there gender or nationality tests for this? Because if there aren’t, then all these jobs will be taken by Indian or Chinese males.

What a depressing shithole. Bet you could score a few rode-hard cougars at that Captain Morgan bar though

I find Girls and Lena Dunham to be oppressively obnoxious, but she does have good taste in music.

Um shouldn't it be?

I’m just letting YOU know that I don’t let feminists tone-police my language.

His disgusting behavior? Um, she was on a professional model shoot. That’s what models do, they show off their bodies for money.

I wouldn’t describe Upton’s breasts as ‘perky’. They’re pretty sloppy if you ask me.

Haim hair is not attractive. It looks dirty, limp, and scraggly. Men want full lustrous locks.

Wait. Did the assailant get his ass beat? Tell me he got his ass beat.