It’s not even content related to the article. And it’s not even good content! No I don’t want to “Talk About Some Guys.”

Those are tournaments, not actual leagues with balanced schedules. The World Cup has no ability to play two-legged ties in the knockouts, and the Champions League Final is similarly at a neutral site.

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

The whole USMNT program right now:

with no guarantee that it won’t suffer the same fate as the last qualification cycle.

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Fuck this shit.

Just wait until the expansion team

My college roommates and I had a team name discussion 20+ years ago. We concluded that the best name that you never see (forgive me if it’s some minor league baseball team, which it probably is) is “Monsters.”

It’s called Monty Burns syndrome. Surround yourself with yes men, and next thing you know you’re the smartest person in the room, even though you are far from it. Simpsons did it!

Something then provoked him to take a shot at the old man’s head when he wasn’t paying attention.

The ability of football coaches to fail upwards will never cease to amaze me.

This. Once he realized he got to to bill the secret service and various government aids what ever he wanted when he stayed at one of his properties it was game on for the grift. He’s in a position right now where he’s able to funnel public tax money into his businesses at will and has 24/7 media coverage dedicated to…

I get where you’re coming from, and I bet he did feel that way for a week or two, but this motherfucker is MAKING BANK off this gig. He has monitized the presidency in every possible way.

The idea of Trump is the sucker-ass belief in meritocracy, in hoary old Great Man bullshit, twisted into its most horrible gargoyle incarnation. He’s rich and famous, he’s the president of the country, and therefore it just simply must be the case that he has earned this station for himself, one way or another, via…

a) I genuinely do not understand the appeal of Drake’s music. I have yet to hear a Drake song that demonstrates any skill, ability, or ear for anything resembling a catchy tune. Get off my lawn.

Rooting for Man City and their ownership is like rooting for the Yankees if they were owned by Dick Cheney.  Amazing what dirty money can buy you.

there is serious reason to doubt Bassini’s ability to do so, given he has declared bankruptcy twice and that in 2013

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

For any person that defends Donald Trump the man, I hope your child someday brings home a person that shares exactly all of his virtue.