From someone who uses knives professionally to do meat cutting, here is a news flash: All use of a knife dulls the blade. Plastic cutting boards are the worst. Go ahead and enjoy your dishwasher, but get something like a Chef’s Choice electric sharpener and touch up the blade with one pull through it each day before…

Supreme Court: *snap*

Related to that, I can’t figure out which one I hate more: The Calvin pissing on something stickers, or the Calvin praying stickers.

The family sticker figures on rear windows. I can’t stand them one bit.

The deification of Tesla. That’s a trend, right?

Fake fender vents.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

So do we get to hear what happened with your Zuck photo, or...?

Great, get ready for a bunch of reboots.

The Expanse is the reason I want spoiler tags back. The Expanse is here and now we have to watch out for the book readers.

If only they’d gone the North Carolina route and made that benefit available to all students, not just athletes, they could have gotten off clean.

I wish this site covered Altered Carbon

There I was thinking they named it after the second most famous president for self serving fiscal corruption.

A cane is, by itself, an effective weapon. There are a number of YouTube videos on how to deploy a cane. Some go so far as to say, “A cane is the last remaining weapon a gentleman can carry without being questioned.”

We used to call these people Assholes

If all you’re carrying is an X70, any bag can be photo-friendly.

Why did you just rattle off a bunch of random Asian dudes? Wouldn’t it need to be specifically someone of mixed raced descent who is both Japanese and white? Steven Yeun is Korean if I am not mistaken. Same with Kang and Kyson. It is wildly offensive for you to just assume that all people from Asia are the same.…

If I’m going to be outside in the sun, I’m wearing a hat because it’s better than glopping zinc oxide on the bald spot and what’s thinning. If I’ve been wearing a hat and end up inside somewhere, the hat stays on because I’ll have hat hair with what’s left and what else am I supposed to do with it? Carry it around in…